I joined in 2015, my time is 6 days, 23 hours and 52 minutes.
I have tried alot of things to use the cafe but i have never been able to text or start topics on the cafe.
https://imgur.com/a/T4KhJRP (picture of my cafe)

A new requirement was put in place recently that you need 1000 gathered cheese to be able to post on the Cafe. You can find a discussion about this requirement in this thread