Story Madness |
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[Modéré par Mouse632, raison : what the hell is that lag] |
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And the pig squealed and I felt like I was in some sort of weird hentai or something... |
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but anyway ,i took my shotgun and shot it in the **** |
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and it turned around and bit my face off. |
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Hy's sentence was the 10th sentence, so THE END of that story. Now on to the next: I was walking along to my bus stop, and once I got to the bus... |
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mouse632 a dit : and its face turned into one of a monsters and bit my cheek. ow. |
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^ le skip ^ The bus driver threw a pumpkin at me! |
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so I slapped him and yelled "WHY TF DID YOU DO THAT?!" |
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and he said, "Because it's fall, you fucking twat! Now get on the bus!" |
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I say "MAHHHHHH u twerp" and goes to sit with mah dorpy friend. |
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Then my friend started licking me. |
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I asked my friend, "Why are you licking me! That's sexual assault!" |
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Then my friend said "I wanted to see if you tasted like unicorns" |
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So then I said, "Well... wanna fuck later?" |
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Then my friend said: "Nah, I only do that with unicorns", and he walked away to find some human disguised unicorns. |
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then a unicorn charged into my friend and killed them |
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Then I said GOOD RIDDANCE |
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And after that, the bus stopped in the middle of nowhere... |
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Then I asked where the heck we were |