Plot Twist Game |
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Don't you just love plot twists? This is a game of seemingly mundane statements and scary, funny, weird, or otherwise surprising plot twists. First, I'll make a statement. The next person to post writes a ~plot twist~ that turns the statement in an unexpected direction, then makes another statement for the person after that to twist. Example (don't read line D, it's really disturbing) A: I went to the store and bought some flour to bake a batch of cookies. B: Had I known the flour was poisoned, I would not be in the hospital right now. // A pretty girl in a sparkly dress stood in front of me in line. C: But when she turned around, I realized "she" was actually a man in drag. // He sat in his armchair, enjoying the quiet in the house. D: He was glad the noisy children were now quiet cold bodies. // I took the school bus to school this morning. etc. etc. You can get as weird as you like, just remember to keep it PG13! Let's get twisting! My statement: Last summer, I went to the beach and the pool. |
Yetiswagger « Citoyen » 1492892700000
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little did i know the pool was full of blood// this kool aid is yummy (did i do it right) |
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(ya u did it right. and that's really scary!) If I'd known it was alcoholic, I would not be in the police car right now. // Red velvet cake is my favorite food. |
Moostas « Citoyen » 1492938600000
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It's because the cakes are coloured and flavoured with your ancestors' blood. // I spend too much time on the computer each day. |
Yetiswagger « Citoyen » 1492978620000
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soon enough the mouse will come alive and eat my hand// transformice can be a bit addictive |
Moostas « Citoyen » 1493022060000
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Enough to make you play literally all day and see everything as if you're in the TFM world. (Like, soil being the earth ground of TFM.) // Drawing is fun and helps one relax. |
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Except when your drawings come alive and attack you at night! I finally finished my 12-page paper and I'm so happy I can relax now. |
Yetiswagger « Citoyen » 1493080140000
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i hate when my 12-page paper burns itself alive at night/// i like being a human |
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Its much better than my original vampiric form. I saw a person wearing a dinosaur costume |
Moostas « Citoyen » 1493196420000
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He was walking around eating little children. // I ate a Snickers bar today. |
B_novocaine « Citoyen » 1495190160000
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but it was laced with LSD. // I met a new person today |
Moostas « Citoyen » 1495190760000
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I met him when he walked up to me and punched my face. // I got good marks for my exams. |
B_novocaine « Citoyen » 1495236660000
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But then I failed my project. // i learned a new word in russian |
Randombadger « Citoyen » 1495340940000
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Turns out I was using it wrong, now I have a black eye. // I'm moving to Washington (hope I pulled that off :P) |
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Proximity is crucial in the assassination of the president. I bought a new hat at the store. |
Yetiswagger « Citoyen » 1495680960000
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the inside was laced with razor blades ~~~~~~~~ i sure do love animals |
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(Content in spoiler box may be inappropriate. Click box with caution) Yeah I really ~love~ them... if you know what I mean...;) I had to read 30 pages in my boring history textbook. Dernière modification le 1495681380000 |
Yetiswagger « Citoyen » 1495685160000
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But what i didnt know was that it was the monster book of monsters ~~~~~~ I have a pet burrito |
Moostas « Citoyen » 1495705920000
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It uses part of my flesh for a filling. // Taste the sun. (Bill Wurtz reference anybody) |
Yetiswagger « Citoyen » 1495750440000
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when i tasted the sun it burnt my tongue and i died of tongue cancer~~~~~~~~ Wonderwomen is a superhero |