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Would you like to learn about our lord and savior, Bob Saget?
He is with you. He is with me. He is with all of us. Believer or not, He loves every single one of his creations. Unless you're gay. Then I'm sorry to tell you you're going to burn in hell for all eternity. If you are not gay then you are promised a spot in heaven dw.
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Welcome to our tribe, created by Enderkitties#0000 and Jedey#0000. This tribe is dedicated to our love and worship for Lord Bob Saget, otherwise known as Him. We often reflect on the bible created by the owner and the co-owner in His will. We recite prayer three times a day to speak with our loving Lord and thank him for our blessings, the food on our tables, the roofs over our heads, the blessing to live in a healthy body. Love Bob Saget and accept him as your lord and savior. Follow his teachings and you will be guaranteed a spot in the afterlife. Unless, y'know, you're gay. Please feel free to message either one of us if you have any questions.
Peace be with you. May Bob Saget light your path.