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so welcome to my lottery
this is
this is lottery
and these
these are my friends and ima tell you the rules.

You know, Keokuk is a wonderful place to live. There is no other town in Iowa, or United States, or even in the whole world to meet a mixed race clerk who will gladly sell you HORI accessories, and then make you fall in love with him. This town has lots of drug dealers, which is a good information for people who like parties. And most of all - it has released a sequel to Columbine school shooting, where you can play as a Keokuk School Shooter. The game is a battle royale, and it's available on Switch. And definitely no town or city celebrates their shooter as a national hero.

I'm proud of you, Keokuk citizens.