Enter at your own risk...


Payback Japanese Mafia
Make everyone princesses
Solve FWP's
Form the Vaultarian Dance Crew
Seize control of the Internet
Introduce Folk Dancing
Eat Cake
Clone Dinosaurs
Teleport Bread
Eat a Snickers
Kill hungry-thirsty dead
Improve MilkMouse's cult following
Steal the Krabby Patty formula
Genetically engineer flying pigs



If you want a promotion, talk to King Vault, Panda Prime Minister Milt or Queen Midget and you will either be promoted or told to bugger off and ask the other person.


Vaultarians stick together like family
Don't be a jerk
Don't feed Milt bamboo
Don't give Vault coffee (it's for my own good)
Respect The King, Prime Minister, Princesses and Knights
Do not eat barrels, beds or chairs
No Selfies
Don't Panic
More rules may be added or changed if requested.


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