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• [Conkface#5416] based on the average lifespan of a cat garfield would have died in 1993 and so therefore his films should never have been made thank you for coming to my ted talk

we stan a skinny legend

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• [Shardpixel#0000] i pissed at that one a bit

[Smalltoes] yeah but anthro planes
[Smalltoes] w h o o boy they sure do make me hot at the collar

• [Smalltoes#0000] santa's a thirsty bitch

• [Picapi#0000] i can wj

• [Smalltoes#0000] tom can't wj on chocolate pass it on

• [Picapi#0000] oi faggo back in my dad i played tfm on kongregate

• [Smalltoes#0000] tom likes white haired men pass it on

• [Picapi#0000] you have made me milk

[Shardpixel] IM TRYNA
[Shardpixel] GET HIM U P

• [Smalltoes#0000] i went in ur hole

[Shardpixel] moist


[Pussy] Suck my big black c0ck
[Liquor] do you even have 1
[Pussy] esy
[Pussy] yes
[Pussy] big big big

• [Picapi#0000] ya boy is getting blue ectodick nahm flashbacks

[Smalltoes] ooooo fetish you say?


• [Picapi#0000] is this ur hole

• [Shardpixel#0000] ok hold on i gotta piss tbhg

• [Picapi#0000] and back in my dad

• [Shardpixel#0000] i think i went in the hole too fast

• [Picapi#0000] wait this is my hOLE

• [Smalltoes#0000] how about you sister suck my dick

• [Picapi#0000] eat ass
• [Picapi#0000] rn

• [Shardpixel#0000] no it's definitely nudes

[Lkzz] MY CROTCH SMELLS LIKE CHEESE

[Hollyjollyk5] WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WHISPER ME IF INTERESTED

[Melir] thats not hwat u said when u was eating my pussy

• [Xxseaworldxx#0000] i can be theior sugar pussy
• [Xxseaworldxx#0000] tell her that my vagina has type 2 diabetes but a lotta money

[Oooffffdece] you have ligma

[Triballuna] johnny johnny
[Triballuna] yes papa
[Triballuna] eating sugar
[Steelwalls] no papa
[Triballuna] no papa
[Triballuna] telling lies
[Stellarized] no papa..
[Triballuna] no papa
[Steelwalls] no papa
[Triballuna] open wide
[Angelsrcute] Ah ah ah
[Stellarized] Ahhh

[Kawaii_lamb] i'm selling my family members as slaves for cc whisper me

• [Picapi#0000] i sure am good at smashing bros-

• [Picapi#0000] hello i had to take a sister shit

[Smalltoes] fry all your eggs on me


• [Shardpixel#0000] like we understand when it's time to go in the h o l e

• [Fiend#8212] i smell

[Shardpixel] we get it you like dick

[Fiend] SMROT

• [Conkface#5416] ive angered the portugese mafia
• [Conkface#5416] pray for me

• [Fiend#8212] you're first in my eyes erin xoxo

• [Conkface#5416] ALL i Wamt is scOvby sdoo

• [Conkface#5416] ive recieved a knob

• [Shardpixel#0000] i didnt see that hole ngl

• [Conkface#5416] i keep farting and it smells like death-

• [Conkface#5416] yes daddy

• [Fiend#8212] oh fuck the dick has started seizing-

• [Conkface#5416] tits my fave garish thing

[Shardpixel] do not ridicule him i will feast upon your firstborns

• [Fiend#8212] i thought
• [Fiend#8212] you said
• [Fiend#8212] "oh hey"
• [Fiend#8212] "give me aids"

~Conkface's Hot Corner~

[Picapi] hot
[Picapi] that does sound sorta hot
[Picapi] thats real h0t
• [Picapi#0000] thats h0t
• [Picapi#0000] thats a dick
• [Picapi#0000] ..h0t
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] im off to get some h0t fajita bread
• [Conkface#5416] h0t
[Conkface] h 0 t
[Conkface] h 0 t
[Conkface] thats real h0t
• [Conkface#5416] h0t
• [Conkface#5416] h0t
• [Conkface#5416] h0t
• [Conkface#5416] ht0
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] h0t
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] h0t
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] oh h0t
• Conkface#5416] h0tte
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] h0t
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] hot
• [Conkface#5416] h 0 t
• [Conkface#5416] h0t

~Conkface's Anti-hot Corner~

[Picapi#0000] thats not hot
• [Conkface#5416] that aint hot
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uh oh

News flash: ur all thots -Shart
sansan#0003

[Conkface] i am a thot dragon
[Conkface] instead of gold i collect std's

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