Old DM is the magnificent tribe,
A whole army can't defy our hype,
They come they war and get a wipe,
Your skill is zero our skill is ripe,
Our worth is gold your worth is pipe,
We're not like all, we're a unique type,
We kill everyone with a grim,
They're as easy to break as a stem,
We don't care about them,
Because we're the mighty Old DM.
Infront of Ahmet they all fall,
But Glowdu is the master of them all,
Matzeh stands as tough as a wall,
Infront of Asufian they all crawl,
Iso puts the opponents in a cage,
But I've never seen like Rage,
Boubou sends them all flying,
But Aloov is simply undying,
Lisa needs a statue in a hall,
But Tynedare covers every role,
Tinil always answers the call,
Bgreat sells his preys in a mall,
Yassir simply can never die,
But Zidain's headshots never lie,
Mizer makes them all cry,
Phfftt doesn't even need to try,
On Capsprout you can rely,
A whole team Bob can defy,
I have seen magicians but not Spike,
Weedy says it's not rape if they like,
Joza makes their pain very deep,
Whoever opposes us Yousof shall reap.