Sure i hate pokemon
Do you want to pet my pet winged fox (its as big as a room)
she will crush your chest and head causing blood and viscera to spray everywhere

how is that not playing correctly? ill try again.
sure! thats awesome!
do you want to poo on your hand?

yes ^^

do u wanna fart

Sure :D XDDDD

Do u like to eat Poop?

YUMMMMMMMMM *takes a bite of a chocolate bar*

Can you get eaten by a dragon without dying?

Of course I can.. -Gets eaten with a knife- -Cuts my way out- *-*
Can you lick your uncle's foot without throwing up?

bouncytree?

Bouncy...yes?

Can you just shut up?

can you dance in the air without falling?

Well that depends on whether or not I have cookies

Can you eat pizza while swimming under water with sharks that have lazer cannons on dere heads???

Ummm.. I don't have life insurance but I'll just tell my mom. But I will try to do it!


CAN YOU TELL YUNO THAT YOU LOVE YUKI AND LAST FOR A DAY?

I'll try.

CAN U SHIT ON ME? <3

Okayz :3 Lemme just finish this taco from Chipotle.

Can you perform an act of beastiality?

yes

*dances*
done

Can you poop urself pls

[edit] y u ignore mine
fk u

Ignoring above

Not really but okay

Can you jump off a cliff?

ok. i got my parachute and everything.

can you lick your grandpa's foot while standing on explosive material that explodes when stepped on?

Gross.. But ok.

Can you do the cha-cha while eating your favorite sweater?

ARE YOU FROM THE PHILIPPINES??? (I will do it!)

Can you go naked in public Having sex?

Only if i'm playing tfm also

can you not play tfm for a day?