and the Trumpooteers

started to

eat cement and

then proceeded to

die

*and burn down a

the White House

while in their

Lego-built house

They flew away and

Went to Walmart

and they bought

Many small

potatoes that could give

Magical properties like...

... teleportation and flight, so the

Facebook Team informed others about not buying these potatoes

So instead they bought

magical watermelon but the catch was