i ate it >:)

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have you seen my laptop?

The dog next door is using it ^^

Have you seen my piano?

Yes, it's falling from the window

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Have you seen my spear?

Nope

Have you seen my car?

Over there ->

Have you seen my life?

No sorry

Have you seen my shoes?

Yes, right there

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Have you seen my pirate ship?

aren't you on it?

have you seen my clock?

In your living room :D

Have you seen my watch?

It's above your head

Have you seen my glasses?

Oh your face

Have you seen my mom? ._.

Hugging you

Have you seen my TV?

In the living room

Have you seen my pencil?

it's in a better place

have you seen my toilet paper?

No

Have you seen my friendships?

no

Have you seen my TV remote for my Samsung computer screen that is standing right on my desktop while I'm typing this very dumb reply with a 20 year old IBM keyboard that my dad has a whole collection of and while I'm struggling to make this forum game reply even longer just by saying those very useless words to make you waste minutes of your life trying to reply to this forum game reply that I posted at 8:33 PM eastern time zone?

Too lazy to read what you are asking me to find ^^

Anyways, have you seen my magnifying glass?

have you checked your desk drawers?

have you seen my textbook?

I'm reading it

Have you seen my text

No, but does it involve drama?

Have you seen my wallpaper?