Borgyjoe a dit :

do u still have the left pinky toe? LOL

I do... xD

Oh and I forgot.

I was still in kindergarten and I was pushing the chair and suddenly I let it go and fell on my toenail. ;; My toenail got squished and started to turn black.

another time was that I was in 2nd grade. There's this teacher's desk which you can push it up and pull down. So, my classmates were sitting on it because we were playing to pull the desk down and let 'em feel like falling. So I pulled the desk down and didn't see a chair was there so my nail got fuccking squished too. When I saw the red thing running in my skin I hought it was a red marker I had. After a moment I saw it was blood. Yes, my nail turned black too, fell off, but thank God it grew again.

Hadicho a dit :

I do... xD

Oh and I forgot.

I was still in kindergarten and I was pushing the chair and suddenly I let it go and fell on my toenail. ;; My toenail got squished and started to turn black.

another time was that I was in 2nd grade. There's this teacher's desk which you can push it up and pull down. So, my classmates were sitting on it because we were playing to pull the desk down and let 'em feel like falling. So I pulled the desk down and didn't see a chair was there so my nail got fuccking squished too. When I saw the red thing running in my skin I hought it was a red marker I had. After a moment I saw it was blood. Yes, my nail turned black too, fell off, but thank God it grew again.

OH MY GOD! THATS HORRIBLE!

Wingedmousie a dit :

an ingrown toenail dear christ those things hurt like piss

I just looked images and dear lord
fff vomits

Skylamouse a dit :

I had a muscle cramp while I was crapping in the toilet.

OMG, OH MY GOD! THAT SOUNDS SO TERRIBLE! ;;

Mangoswirls a dit :

Tripped going head first into pavement in 7th grade. I blacked out.

Stick through foot. Had to go to the hospital.

Un-opened soup can fell and hit my head from 3 feet up. Blood everywhere.

Playing baseball and team-mate's cleet ripped most of my leg up. Again, lots of blood.

Playing baseball once again, this time on a gravel field. Was running and tripped. Ripping my leg all up once again. Blood everywhere and I still have the scar.

In 4th grade my friend grabbed my hand and dug her extremely long finger nails into my hand. I still have the scars.

When I was little, I went sledding and went face first into a fence at a pretty fast speed.

Got stung in the temple by a wasp.

Gotten a few balls to the face while playing soccer and baseball.

Jumping on the bed when I was little and fell, hitting the dresser beside the bed and knocking out a tooth.

Then just various burns, sprains and twisted wrists and ankles. I've never broken any bones.

OH MY GOD ;; HOLY MAKERAL :C

Mangoswirls a dit :

Tripped going head first into pavement in 7th grade. I blacked out.

Stick through foot. Had to go to the hospital.

Un-opened soup can fell and hit my head from 3 feet up. Blood everywhere.

Playing baseball and team-mate's cleet ripped most of my leg up. Again, lots of blood.

Playing baseball once again, this time on a gravel field. Was running and tripped. Ripping my leg all up once again. Blood everywhere and I still have the scar.

In 4th grade my friend grabbed my hand and dug her extremely long finger nails into my hand. I still have the scars.

When I was little, I went sledding and went face first into a fence at a pretty fast speed.

Got stung in the temple by a wasp.

Gotten a few balls to the face while playing soccer and baseball.

Jumping on the bed when I was little and fell, hitting the dresser beside the bed and knocking out a tooth.

Then just various burns, sprains and twisted wrists and ankles. I've never broken any bones.

Mango.. you shall never eat soup play baseball and soccer or jump on the bed anymore

You're delicate. ;; Your injuries MUST'VE been painful as a gunshot.

Last year, my friend asked me to jump off this ledge because she wanted to try it, so on the first try, I slid off the ledge (sitting down) and it was successful. But she was swinging on the other side of the swingset and said she didn't see it. So she told me to do it again. I sat down from the ledge, and slid off. BUT when I slid off the thread of my pants connected to the small screw in the wood, and I was hanging there, so when I didn't know I was gonna fall off I landed my WHOLE body allowing huge presser onto my right arm and I ended up having to go home.
The thread also ripped the WHOLE part of my pants where my buttcheek is, such luck. ._. But she didn't see anything. (: I went home and I had a HUGE and UNBEARABLE pain in my right arm, the one I USE to write and do stuff. It was a huge unbearable pain in my elbow and wrist. But overnight my mom fixed the wrist pain but my elbow still hurt really badly.
So my arm was fractured.
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I was swinging on the swing, but not high, I was just swinging with my arms inside my sweater, zipped up, and I didn't realize this was gonna happened, I randomley flipped back and landed on my back in a position looking like I was about to do a backwards flip on the ground. It hurt SOO badly and I've had this shortness of breath since like mid June 2013 and I almost damaged my lungs, skull, and neck, but thank goodness nothing broke. It was very scary and painful but I was fine in about a minute.

err... i dont like much problems so yeah i dont have much, if i remind one i will add
1. when i was on the "playground" near the school, i accidently slipped and hurt my neck to... idk what it is in english.
2. well my friend usually when we got in fight she always scratched me, still have the dots on my hand

1. Costipation :c Its horrible.
2. black eye
3. slide burn
4. nuthing
5. nuthing

1. Tripping making my eye go inside my head (2x)
2. Spliting my head open (4x)
3. Elbow Scrape
4. Accident on School Bus
5. Butt Bruise

1,2, and 4 were when i was really young, like 2-4 years old

1. split my tongue (2008)
2. broke my right arm (September 17th,2013)
3. fell off the stairs,twisted my foot and badly sprained it (2012)
4. sprained the same left foot 3 times..it hurted soo bad (2007) (2012) (2013)
5. i pulled up a chair from the car and it came and hit me on the front teeth..i couldnt eat anything and i couldnt close my mouth (2007)

stepped on a needle barefooted
:(

Buncat a dit :

stepped on a needle barefooted
:(

This actually, I did this last year and oh my goD.

my arm got pulled out of its socket when i was little and it was kinda just hanging there and I couldn't move it lmao

I tried to do no hands on my bike when I was about 8 years old and fell face first into the cement and busted open my chin, scrapped my arms, legs and stomach. I pretty much looked like something out of a Horror Film.

accidentally put my leg on the thing where smoke comes out of motorcycles.

I got hit by a car. I broke my nose because I hitted my face to the ground really hard :>. Well it happened just before Christmas so I think that I got a nice gift from life.