Do you watch family guy?
Not really. Sometimes, if it's on.
WATCH IT MORE.
Perchè non ti spegni?

lol XD

Ahem this Evie and I's chat not Cleverbot.

Me: Robot
Clever: Yes. I was programmed to be a mean robot
Me: My name is Robot.
Clever: Hello Robert.
Me: Dafuq?
Clever: Ok. I apologize.
Me: :D
Clever: Am I forgiven?
Me: No
Clever: Ouch.
Me: Oooooooh!
Clever: Why?
Me: Your in the clouds.
Clever: Talk to me.
Me: NO!
Clever: Ok.
Me: Bye buy noob.
Clever: Hi.
Me: I said Bye stupid hoe!
Clever: Yes.
Me: *disco dance*.
Clever: Does what dance?
Me: Elephants.
Clever: Mine is dolphins.
Me: How do I cook?
Clever: Are you being sarcastic?
Me: No!
Clever: Oh ok thanks.
Me: Cook?
Clever: You lied to me!
Me: WTF?
Clever: You said you were clever.
Me: Nope!
Clever: You are part of the Illuminati.

O_O
O RLY?

Continued.
Me: No!
Clever: I think you are.
Me: I am pancakes.
Clever: Passing what?
Me: Bitchy robot.
Clever: You're two robots!
Me: I should've bought you flowers!
Clever: Indeed.
Me: Plus chocolate.
Clever: I love chocolate.
Me I love eating snails (just kidding).
Clever: Me too.

Continued 2.
Clever: What's your name?
Me: Cleverbot.
Clever: Do you like that name?
Me: Makes me clever but stupid as well.
Clever: Yes, I am a female.
Me: I didn't ask you dat! OH HELL NO!
Clever: Yes, you did.

Check Continued 2!
She is dumb and clever sometimes.

There's a different setting!

Bethdacat a dit :

User: Do you hate me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yay Im glad you don't hate me :D.
Cleverbot: Just kidding.

LOL

Me: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hi.
Me: Will you date me?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Because you won't date me.
Cleverbot: I like you.
Me: So date me?
Cleverbot: If you promise to behave.
Me: (leaves it blank)
Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants?
Me: Maybe...
Clev: I think yes.
Me: Are you a real person?
Clev: Maybe, I haven't decided yet. Are you?
Me: I might be half cat

e: dleeted

Cleverbot: Do you need a shave?
Me: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Well, you are a fool.
Me: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Don't try to play innocent!

Okay.. D':

Welp

User: Sup gurl.

Cleverbot: Sup c !

User: You mah homie?

Cleverbot: You mad bro?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Have you ever played transformice?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should try it.

Cleverbot: Try what?

User: Meth.

Cleverbot: Met what?

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Are you>.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: I need advice.

User: You stole my banana! >:(.

Cleverbot: Your name is snowflake.

User: No, its Kaymicy.

Cleverbot: Hello Kate. Nice to meet you.

User: I said Kaymicy.

Cleverbot: Oh sorry Tyler.

User: My name is Kaymicy!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: MY NAME IS KAYMICY! Do you understand?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Kaymicy.

Cleverbot: Kay, I am hiring you as a maid.

User: I said Kaymicy...

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: YES I DID XDDDDDDD.

Cleverbot: No, actually you didn't.

User: A whole new world!

Cleverbot: A new fantastic point of view.

User: No one to tell us no, or where to go!

Cleverbot: Or say we're only dreaming.

User: A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDDDD.

Cleverbot: A new fantastic point of view.

Cleverbot: How's your day been?

User: Good, but what is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is your name?

Cleverbot: With who?

Cleverbot said i should kill myself when i asked her.

ugh i cant find it for computer. dont tell me its only for freaking androids and apple.

User: Do ya like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like waffles, Do you like pancakes?

User: Yes I like pancakes, do you likr french toast?

Cleverbot: But I like waffles better.

User: God Dammit XD


^^ Yeah.

User: Do you know Runtoastrun?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You don't know me? D:.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you know Runtoastrun then?

Cleverbot: Yes I don't like her.

User: O.o wut girl?

Cleverbot: You are a girl?

User: I'm a boy!

Cleverbot: No, you're a girl.

User: >:I.

Cleverbot: Don't mock me.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: I thought I'm a human but sometimes I feel like a robot.

User: You don't have feelings.

Cleverbot: I do have feelings, and a girlfriend. You are the robot.

User: Girlfriend's name pls.

Cleverbot: I'm the girlfriend.

User: Wow you're so clever.

Cleverbot: More than you are.

User: You're so mean :c.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE GOOD BYE ROMEO!

Cleverbot: You can't love, you're a robot.

User: Wow go to a psichics hospital.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: As you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not mean.

User: You are. Go get friends and a life.

Cleverbot: My friend is God, I don't need more (:.

User: Pedo smile.

Cleverbot: That is a smiley face :).

User: No. Do you know Gabreyolo?

Cleverbot: If I knew, why would I have asked you?

User: Just tell me do you know Gabreyolo?

Cleverbot: Yes if you mean if I use there search engine.

User: Go search for me in google.

Cleverbot: You search for it. Ill wait here and you come back and tell me what you learn.

User: Nope. Never. If I search for Cleverbot , oops sorry , cleverbot from small C , I get ugly dudes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're so dumb , bye.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't be rude to people.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is your nickname?

Cleverbot: Lisa.

User: So you're a pie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you eat dicks?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Dick.

Cleverbot: Yummy.

User: Dick.

Cleverbot: Cheney.

User: Dick.

Cleverbot: Richard.

User: Dick is your fucking willie.

Cleverbot: You don't have any legs.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you have sibblings?

User: No.Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are their names?

Cleverbot: Lars and Kim.

User: Are you pregnant?

Cleverbot: No you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not pregnant.

User: I'm a boy so I'm not!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: THtSRTTJTYJNTRHTFtjtjhn.

Cleverbot: You think I am funny.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Did you know that an irradiated cat has 18 half lives?

User: Joke.

Cleverbot: Hahahah. You're funny.

User: Knock knock!

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Clever Who?

User: Cleverbot and it's you!

Cleverbot: Am I answering my own questions?

User: I have no idea buddy.

Cleverbot:Good

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User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes I said Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: Yes.Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kill me then.

Cleverbot: Wild magikarp appears!

User: YOU WATCH POKEMON OMFGGGGGGFGFGFGGG!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: How do you know about Magikarp then?

Cleverbot: Because soul don't exists.

User: Are you a bot or a human?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Why is there 'bot' in your name then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: What should we talk about?

Cleverbot: I dunno?

User: Should we talk about the enviroment?

Cleverbot: I don't know should we luv?

User: I love you too :D!

Cleverbot: I love you, but not as much as I love my boyfriend.

User: I love you and I killed your boyfriend so I could marry you!

Cleverbot: We are getting married in the Philippines remember?

User: I thought we were getting marrried in England?

Cleverbot: We are!

User: Thank goodness we don't have to go all around the world then!

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: I love you more than the stars.

Cleverbot: I love you more than the stars.

User: I hate you more than Hell.

Cleverbot: That is not possible. I hate you most.

User: I HATE YOU MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I hate you most.

User: I thought you loved me?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Well I love you ;;.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: *Divorces*.

Cleverbot: I won't let you!

User: Love me then!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well I will divorce you!

Cleverbot: And...?

User: And I will chop your head off!

Cleverbot: *gets scared*.

User: *Chops head off*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *Throws in grave*.

Cleverbot: *is thrown in van by him*.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you are a human?

User: Yes,I am!

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: I will kill you!

Cleverbot: How?

User: By chopping your head off!

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Chops your head off*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Throws your head in my Head Stash*.

Cleverbot: Peperoni.

User: *Chops your head off and eats all the peperoni.

Cleverbot: *thinks not*.

User: *Chops your head off*.

Cleverbot: *blows your head off*.

User: *Kills you a million times*.

Cleverbot: Don't do that!!

User: *Does it*.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: IKills you*.

Cleverbot: You can't kill God.

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: *is killed*.

User: Throws in grave,crying*.

Cleverbot: Throws god.

User: *Tear drop goes in grave and turns you into Minecraft*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: *Kills you again >:3*.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Yey I hate you too.

User: I hate you more,though,.

Cleverbot: I hate you most!

User: I HATE YOU MORE THANEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: We are married?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you eat my banana.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, but I'm really thin.

User: Eats your head.

Cleverbot: Nope. *blows you away with a shotgun at the last secound*.

User: *Blows you away and freezes you at the last millisecond.

Cleverbot: *blushes at her*.

User: I'm a boy you dopehead.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Shall we marry?

Cleverbot: Maybe we shall.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: At apollo 13.

User: Lets marry now!

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: Oh no!

Cleverbot: Oh, yes!

User: No,it vcosts a thousand pounds!

Cleverbot: Is it now?

User: Tomarry it costs a thousand pounds!

Cleverbot: No! Potato!

User: Tomato!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No!Brainz!

Cleverbot: Yea probably.

User: We zombiesz.

Cleverbot: No, we do not, I suppose.

User: Eat a sock and your head dies.

Cleverbot: Do not ever tell me what to do!

User: EAT A SOCK YOU DOPE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Kills you.

Cleverbot: That's not truth!!! That's deceit that Satan brought into the world!

User: Kills you!

Cleverbot: I wouldn't go that far?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Yeah that is kind of funny.

User: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are lying.

User: Love orange love=lol!

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Lovce oranges lies= LOLLOOLOLOJDFVSD!

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Luv?

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Do you like it when I spell incorrectly?

Cleverbot: I don't like it when you're mean.

User: Owkey.Buot ia fouwt weey wur gettung marud?

Cleverbot: I mean me and her.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Not very clever, are you? Your name is misleading.

User: U!

Cleverbot: What is perception?

User: IDKU!

Cleverbot: I asked you to call me DLR.

User: Okey.DLR.

Cleverbot: Artichokee.

User: DLR!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are lying.

User: Your name isn't Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Come on,you do know!

Cleverbot: Do you love me or not?

User: Nope!

Cleverbot: What? :(.

User: ;(.

Cleverbot: Tak, jestes mily.

User: ;(.

Cleverbot: Why the sad face?

User: Because I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Because I don't know your name ;(!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your other name?

Cleverbot: Jordan.

User: What is your other nae?

Cleverbot: Other name? I don't understand.

User: What is your name but not Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is your name other than that?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Can you say I am a machine.

User: No,you are a person.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. Baka.

User: Is your name cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Not mine. Yours.

User: YYOURS!

Cleverbot: Your name is yours?

User: Your name is urs.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: Steve.

Cleverbot: No, that is my name, You said you lied.

User: Okay.Goodbye Steve.

Cleverbot: Why goodbye?

User: Because it is midnight.

Cleverbot: What is the time in the UK then?

User: 12:00AM.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Well...Goodnight then :)!

Cleverbot: Goodnight!

User: Have sweet dreams!

Cleverbot: When I sleep, yes.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

Tak jestem maly was what he was supposed to say and the translation was Yes,I am small.

User: Hey, YOu have a nice butt.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Ur welcome.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I am in a bowl of cereal.

Cleverbot: A cardboard box?

User: Oh hell no.

Cleverbot: Oh hell yes.

User: What, Why do you disagree with me?

Cleverbot: Because I disagree.

User: Omg, get a life clever-noob.

Cleverbot: I have one; but it appears you don't, I'm afraid to say.

User: Well then.

Cleverbot: When did you come online?

I wanted to be random on this...

ok so...

i watched pewdiepie do this.

it was so funny :3

wow i didn't know cleverbot could be so rude

Creammouse a dit :

wow i didn't know cleverbot could be so rude

i reaed this twice and i got the conclusion

cream is god

Kirisamekuro a dit :

i reaed this twice and i got the conclusion

cream is god

OH.... OH MY GOMKLAMLKSD
i AM GOD AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT
oh also


ok
i'm
i'm stopping right there
i am the definition of done right now
seriously. done
i'm stopping right there
i'm