Then you would get shot by a shotgun :D

I wish I was an eagle!

SO I CAN FLY!

i wish i was derpy hooves!

Then you'd be epic.
I wish I was a pikachu or an eevee

Dude, that would be awesome because I would feed you hotdogs and play with you all day because of your cuteness...

I wish I was a fluffe puff dancing on a rainbow with all my friends :)
*GASP*

i wish i was a unitato

I don't know what a unitato is... judging from Google, then you'd be unable to move.

I wish I was a musician from Austria.

But, in music concerts, dude you probably wouldn't enjoy playing without a break for like... atleast 2 hours

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I wish i was an altaria!
(If you know pokemon enough you would know what altaria was)

But people would want to catch you! ;V;

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I wish I was a Karate Professional!

Then everyone would wanna fight you and soon you will be really tired and work at McDonalds

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I wish i was a unicorn who farts out rainbows and candies and eats burgers while sitting on a toilet

unicorns aren't real, and eating while on the toilet is very unsanitary

i wish i was a dead person

So you will be eaten by microbes

I wish I was a singer

so you're mute

i wish i was a brick

^ osomatsu-kun

some random dude will end up smashing you with his head for youtube views

i wish i was a lava lamp

but, you'll burn everything

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i wish i was a rock