I shot a very important person because you threw up in my car.

Hahaaha I don't have car.... O-o

I scared the rainbow because you threw up in my car

I surrendered to the rainbow because you threw up on my car.

my shoes shower soap gave birth 2 a hazelnut chocolate

I sat on a pedo because you ate my uncle.


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How much drugs did you take

I sat on Russia because we tried.

I sat on steak because you ate my uncle.

I acted like a 2 year old in front of a pedo because you ate my uncle

I loved your mom because you ate my uncle
yes
do i even have an uncle um
and
My run down family store's burnt toast decided to bitch-slap a penguin aaaand it didn't go so well since it happened to get stuck in a random spot of pi
okay

I loved my english teacher because I honestly have rabies.

LMAO omfg xD

i ran away from your mom because i honestly have rabies
wat

I surrendered to a very important person because I am a belieber

NOO NOOOOOO!!!

I sat on my english teacher because we all mess up sometimes

lmao

My wife's friend's handy dandy tool guide wanted to put puss in boots in a zoo but mokou was there to save the day!!!!! XD

i sat on my salmon because there was someone TALKING! XD

I shot the rainbow because I'm loving your hair/I shot the rainbow because you remind me of spiders.

I ate your mom because I'm loving your hair. ;)

My sunday's mood's handy dandy tool guide sang a random song about ketchup.
:p

I burned my cookies for my Englishteacher because im Cool XD

I made pancakes for your peers because I honestly have rabies.
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