Its a me! Mario!
yeah i can pfft
not

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When is it going to be Christmas?

After the Earth disappears.

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Csonewforyou a dit :

After the Earth disappears.

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Yes, because it's instrument-licious! lol
question: how many dwarfs does cinderella got?

around 15 bikes cuz she really like chocolate

why is life not my wife even though it rhymes?

Because honey is not my money.

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Did a duck walked up to a lemonade stand?

Yes, and it quacked up the seller.

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Did you have a good Christmas?

Yes...

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Did you manage to press the button?

no i am not a button

what is a hello

no i didn t hear you i m entering the tunnel

why is the sky blue

Because it is sad.

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am I yellow?

yes you are

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can you can a can?

No, the can cans itself

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Am I in space?

Yes. You are in a spacebar.

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Can you can a can who cans itself into a can that cans cans?

tin cans should not be allowed to can cans

why the sudden obsession over cans?

Because cans can can a can

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Is the moon made of cheese?

Of course it is! Where do you think you get cheese? Cows? Pah! Cows have lived on the moon for years, who have made a deal with the farmers that, as long as everyone thinks they have always been on earth, we can eat their land.

Is the Earth flat?

Go and eat it, then you'll know.

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Do cats fancy marmalade?

Not all of them, my cat likes Hot and spicy cheese its

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Why is there life on earth

Cuz earth is love, earth is life


Who parked their car on my sandwich?

me BECAUSE I JUST GOT MY DRIVER LICENSE

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What if the the universe was "white" instead of "black"
not trying to be racist but just curious