Life is a bitch

Karma is an asshole

Fate is a dumbass

"IT'S NOT CALLED BEING GAY.....IT'S CALLED BEING FABULOUSSSSSSS!" - poods/pewds :3

'"I'll wait for you..." she whispered as she released my hand and disappeared.' - Star Ocean: First Departure

gives me chills every time i replay the scene in my mind

''If you are happy and you know it
Go to hell''

- Grumpy cat

GLaDOS a dit :

The cake is a lie

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"Type ok to ok"

Ok: ok

"If you have no sense of humour , then you have no sense at all"

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. -Shakespeare.

Kind of romantic but who cares idk who its from anyway "If you fall in love with 2 women/men and don't know who to choose, I would choose the second one because if you really loved the first on you would not fall for the second one"

"I hardly ever smile; but it does not mean I am not smiling inside my brain." - Max, Mary and Max (2009)

"We don't get to choose our warts; they are a part of us and we've got to live with them.
We can, however, choose our friends; and I am glad, I chose you." - Max, Mary and Max (2009)

it's unbelievable how many beautiful quotes were buried beneath the tidal waves of dialogue in the movie
i'm glad i came upon it and will treasure it as one of the most beautiful movies i've ever watched
next to mean girls of course

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

-Dr. Seuss, The Lorax

''I guess you should call me Johnny, cuz' I'm definitely in debt!''

❝Terex's arms are for love, and they dont need them for catching prey.❞ -nat geo wild
I kinda thought it was funny.

"if we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives."
- lemony snicket

"Who do you think you are? Runnin' around leaving scars. Collecting your jar of hearts and tearing love apart. You're gonna catch a cold. From the ice inside your soul. So don't come back for me. Don't come back at all. Who do you think you are.." -Christina Perri ~Jar of hearts~

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none" - William Shakespeare

,,I had fun once. It was horrible.'' - Grumpy Cat

"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate." - Anonymous

“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.” Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

“When we were children, we used to think that when we grew up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability… to be alive is to be vulnerable.” Writer Madeleine L’Engle

Carl Jung said, “The healthy man does not torture others. Generally, it is the tortured who turn into torturers.”

Dostoyevsky once said, “Nothing is easier than denouncing the evildoer. Nothing more difficult than understanding him."

“Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.” Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits." Dylan Moran


(Sorry for the cluster of quotes, heh)

"Throw me to the wolves, and I will return leading the pack."

"Now I see, if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family's heart." - Mulan, 'Mulan'