Failed to connect.

*Inserts Euro*

CandyCornMachine.exe stopped working

Inserts Canadian penny

We're sorry.
You can't get candy corn because you're too nice.

*Inserts ordinary penny*

Please use a REAL PENNY.
no candy corn today

*Inserts and penny and http://www.france24.com/en/20141120-doomsday-pope-warns-mans-greed-will-destroy-world/ *

The machine has exploded.
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*Inserts a modern day penny, that is sorta rusty, but has lasted a while*

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(i'm telling you that this is a blank message!)
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*replaces machine and inserts coin in new machine*

Error: This recreation of CandyCorrny only accepts fox tokens


*inserts fox token*

ERROR : This Candy Corn Machine only accepts pennies with the word swag on it

*inserts penny*

I'm sorry, but we're currently closed. Thank you for your cooperation.

-inserts penny-

Error: that penny has your face on it and therefore you were not a remarkable person.

*inserts my face*

Machine: *eats her face*
Me: OH COME ON!!
*inserts penny*

"Thank you! That's mine now, you get no candy corn though ^_^ Yes it was a scam"

-inserts penny-

Sorry, we only accept coins of monetary values below 0.5 cents. Please try again.

*Inserts machine into penny*

Sorry, you can't possibly enter a machine into a penny! Otherwise, you'd defy the laws of SCIENCE. *-*

-inserts a penny-

-invisible pennies burst from the machine, and the machine explodes in blue fire-
(-replaces machine-)
-inserts a penny-

Sorry, but the penny you inserted has an identified infection. Check your doctor for more details.
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*inserts penny*

Sorry, but this penny is really new. It is from this year. Please insert a older penny, 2012 or older.

Inserts penny

[machine]Oh no! This penny is plastic! :shoots out penny at face: ? This penny is change! Wait.... :looks at penny: T_T

Ponydoll a dit :

Sorry, but this penny is really new. It is from this year. Please insert a older penny, 2012 or older.

Inserts penny

Sorry, but this penny seems to account a dislike within a community surrounding your homeplace, try again.
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*inserts penny*

Oops, cats own the world and it is against the catlaw to own pennies. Policecats will be here in a moment.

-penny inserts me-