You win Derpy Hooves!

-inserts a dime-

You win a Kelp Bar!

-inserts apple cider coin-

You win acid!

*inserts mini-bagel*

You win a seagull!

*inserts Skidmore, Owings & Merrill LLP*

You win Softonic's Tootorals!

*inserts Tommy from Rugrats*

You win the approval of your parents.

*Inserts life savings*

You won an Airbus A380!

*Inserts 39 coins*

You win a broken LCD edition of Conway's Game of Life!

*inserts electric-repellent liquid*

You win lava~!

*inserts a White Noise LP*

You win a....Piggy Bacon! Oink!

*insert penny*

You win nothing!

-insert coin-

You win the Entirety of an a whole pin.

-insert coin-

You just won an infinite supply of chewed up gum wrappers!

-inserts coin-

You just won The whole universeeee

-poke slot machine with coin then inserts it-

You win a selection of LCD liquid!

*inserts Tic-Tac*

Er-er-ERRRRRORRRR!
You win an ERRRRORRRRR! *explodes*

Random Person in line to use the slot mechine a dit :

"YOU WON AN EXPLOSION AND A BROKEN SLOT MECHINE!"

*later, on another slot mechine*
*inserts cookie*

You won 2,000,000 million dollars!

-inserts coin-

You won a bug!

-inserts a kitten-

You won a cat!

*Inserts candy*

You won Princess Bubblegum!

*Inserts my face*
XD