Turn him into a toad.

HELP! There's a crazy Santa running in my house! What should I do?!

Steal all his gifts!

HELP! There's a naked man running in my house! What should I do?

Kick him out.

HALP! There's a Psycho Joltik running in my house! WHAT SHOULD I DEW?!

Kiss him. LAWL.

HELP MEH PLEASE! THERES A FAT MLP DUDE RUNNING IN MY HOUSE!

JEEZ just kick its ass hardly then grab it by his neck and kick him in the back and let his neck go so he falls ahead and hits his head of the wall. then get anything thats heavy and hit him with that item in his head. Then spit out on his shoe and step on his feet hardly. Then kick his ass out of the house and lock the door then open the window and yell GO IN HELL YOU MOTHER FUCKERRR!!!
LAWL THAT ALWAYS WORKS WHEN I FIGHT WITH THE BOYS IN MY CLASS XD


HELP THERES A CHICKEN RUNNING IN MY HOUSE!! aww its so cuteee -hugs it-

F**K IT!

HALP MEEEE THERES A DUDE THAT HAS TO PEE IN MY HOUSE WHAT DO I DO?

let him pee on the television HELP THERE IS A ENDER DRAGON IN MY HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?! THERES 500 OF THEM!

Get out the house and lock them inside them move to ur friends house then after 5 weeks come back and they r died kboom XD
HELP MEEE THERES 1000000 POTATOES RUNNING IN MY HOUSE WHT DO I DO

Cook them.
HELP. MY BROTHER IS IN THE HOUSE. WHAT SHALL I DO

Kick him out

HELP I'M BEING TWERKED ON.

You should also twerk.
HELP THERE'S SLOW MOVING, MUSCULAR, SEXY LIFEGUARDS SLOWLY RUNNING THROUGH THE HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

you should slap them in the face and fart infront of thier face.

HELP! theres a naked black men running towards a hawt chick.

Kill the man and cook the chick XD
THERES 20 FOOTBALL PLAYERS RUNNING IN MY HOUSEEEEE

Throw the football outside


Their is a sucubus running in my house!

Kiss it until it goes away

Halp there's there a zombie yorkshire puppy running in mai house ;3;

lock it in!! call the exterminators!! ahh!!! run fo yo laiff!!!!

HELP!! THERE IS AN ANGRY BLACK AND PURPLE WINGED WOLF RUNNING IN MY HOUSE!!

Get a rope and catch it! Then keep it as a pet.

HELP! There's a masked killer running in the house! What should I do?!

Scream in his ear. Then eat him for tea.

HELP! Slenderman's running in the house! What should I do?!

Invite it to tea! AND HURRY!

HELP! ZOMBIE CHICKENS ARE EATING MY BACON! What should I do?!