STOP STEPPING ON THOSE MOLECULES RIGHT NOW! YOU MAY BE STEPPING ON A BILLION OF THEM RIGHT NOW OR SOMETHING!!!

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Cheese?

Yogurt.

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So, if my mailbox stops working, the owls will deliver my mail right?

No, the mice will

Am I here or there?

Here, duhhhh.

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Why?

Because milk is white.

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How about this?
Oh, hello there!

Hey, look, a worm! here fishy fishy...

Am I on my phone or my laptop?

on your BIG MACbook.
im not even sorry.

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is it spelled Y U S S or Y A A S?

No it is spelled i- t

Hi?

This is morse code. pdppddddppd

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Is it 2057 or 2019?

No, it's Patrick.

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*WINDOWS XP STARTUP SOUND EARRAPE* ?

yourquestionisnotaquestion!!!.exe has stopped working.

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Ja?

where we're going we don't need any Ja

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memes?

No, this is Patrick.

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Is Strikethrough an edgy phase?

not at all

Henlo?

no, hewwo.

is this a sheep?

Nope, it's a cloud.

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Is that a flying sheep in the sky with aircrafts and such?!

No its a UFO

Who dis?

dis u

if 40 tigers flew at 582 liters per woof, how many squares would it take for jake to finish the race

They would never finish, they don't bark or woof.

Hey?

Is it me you're looking fo- OK, that was a question.

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Can a dog oink if it gets helium from a superior balloon?