Wish granted but only for a day and then I'll kill you

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I wish I lived forever until the world ends

Wish granted but you'll be all alone.

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I wish I could win the lottery

Wish granted but the prize sucks

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I wish this book won't kill me

Wish granted but you'll win too much money while lonely all your life

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I wish I could be Batman

Wish granted but no one will like you.

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I wish I could live life care-free.

Wish granted but you can never have a certain amount of money or have a partner

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I wish I could be unjudged

wish granted but u wont be allowed to do anything wrong with me

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i wish it was summer

Awe that's a horrible corruption ^^ You're so evil.... Wish granted but it'll be summer forever and you'll have kids to deal with all the time

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I wish I could change my height at will

its okay ill microwave the kids
wish granted but this time i wont corrupt it cuz i really dont know what to say lmao

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i wish i could disable marriage requests in tfm

wish granted but you;ll have to marry me irl so I can torture you :)

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I wish I could create whatever I wanted out of nothing with no limits

wish granted u wont be able to create anything to torture me

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i wish i wasnt too small

Wish granted but you'll have warts everywhere.

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I wish I had servants.

Wish granted but your servants only work if you give them 50 pounds of pure diamond each

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I wish I could get an uncorrupted wish for my next wish

wish granted but u didnt say what u want so nothing is gonna happen

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i wish i wasnt bipolar

Wish granted but you'll ALWAYS have to be positive

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I wish I could kill you

wish granted but i shot u in my last breath so we both died

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i wish i could rob a bank without the risk of being arrested

Wish granted but 90% of the money goes to me

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I wish I could steal your food

wish granted but its dog food

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i wish i could type faster

Wish granted but you'll age by 10 extra seconds with each letter typed

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I wish I could be the fastest runner alive

wish granted but u will be paraplegic soon

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i wish i could slap all my haters