Wish granted but I slap back harderFIST

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I wish I was immune to all poisons

wish granted but its kinda irrelevant cuz nobody will tryna poison u

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i wish i could live in bahamas

Wish granted but you'll meet a black Peter Griffin and have 60 kids you can't get rid off not by Abortion, microwaving, relatives, murder, NOTHING

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I wish I didn't have to urinate or go number 2

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Wish granted but you'll meet a black Peter Griffin and have 60 kids you can't get rid off not by Abortion, microwaving, relatives, murder, NOTHING

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I wish I didn't have to urinate or go number 2

so i couldnt microwave them?? :( u are very cruel

wish granted but u will die at most 1 week

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i wish i could be aggressive with anybody but they couldnt be aggressive with me

Wish granted but when you're aggressive towards me my fist will magically appear heading towards your cell phone

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I wish I could live without eating

wish granted but u will be very skinny

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i wish i could get high right now

Wish granted but I'm going to drug you and overdose you with pills

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I wish I couldn't get drunk

wish granted but your life will be sad

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i wish my parents gave me a peugeot rcz

wish granted but it's a toy

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I wish I can screech forever

wish granted but u will be arrested for that

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i wish i could drink redbull forever

wish granted but now you're now 101% red bull

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i wish i can burn water without it evaporating

Wish granted but then the water becomes lava and starts to overflow very quickly and kill everything that stands in the path of the burnt water

I forgot wish AGAIN

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I wish to become absolute nothing bc is Idk what else to do

wish granted but now u are nothing and u dont exist anymore

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i wish i could remove emotes 6 and 7 from tfm

Wish granted but those emotes will always float above your head for EVERYONE to see and you can't get rid of them

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I wish I could do anything I wanted good, bad, no limit

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wish granted but it will only last 24 hours

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i wish i could make aggressive people disappear

Wish granted but they'll be inside your stomach making you more fat

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I wish I could prank anyone!

wish granted but u are not allowed to prank me

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i wish i could fly

Wish granted but you'll digest a bird feather every 5 minutes of your flying

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I wish I could teleport anywhere

wish granted but cant teleport to canada

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i wish i could microwave lorenzohop