Wish granted but you have to give me a 5 paragraph essay on why you would do that

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I wish I could swallow anything whole

i HATE writing an essay, i cried at school when teachers wanted me to write one so ill never do it again.

wish granted but... idk what to say so this time i wont corrupt it

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i wish people stopped begging me for furs

Wish granted but they're all mine now

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I wish I could mop your hair VIOLENTLY

wish granted but ill punch u

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i wish people stopped caring what i spend my money on

Wish granted but you have to pay twice the price

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I wish I could get anything and everything free for as long as I live

wish granted, someone gives you free death

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i wish i am 4138 days old

wish granted but ur gonna be 4138 days forever and all your days will be the same

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i wish i could make all toxic people disappear

wish granted, humans no longer exist

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i wish for a torch

wish granted but it wont work

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i wish i could pet a capybara

You can but if you do, it dies and everyone around you automatically becomes aware you killed a capybara.

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I wish I could do a handstand.

Wish granted, but standing on your feet is now the equivalent of standing on hands

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i wish i like lemons

wish granted but it doesnt taste good

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i wish i wasnt lazy

Wish granted, you've traded laziness for incompetence. You have the motivation to work on whatever you wish but you're terrible at everything.

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I wish for a comfy blanket.

Trairy a dit :

Wish granted, you've traded laziness for incompetence. You have the motivation to work on whatever you wish but you're terrible at everything.

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I wish for a comfy blanket.

im already terrible at everything, now i have motivation at least xD

wish granted but your blanket will be burned after 24 hours

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i wish i could skip winter

Wish granted but every other season will be 5 times as worse no matter where you live

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I wish I could hack devices with my mind

wish granted but u wont be able to hack my iphone

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i wish i was on the beach right now and it wasnt so cold

Wish granted, but you'd need to stay there for ever.

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I wish I could marry Poe Dameron

Granted but you will never see him again afterwards

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I wish I could fly

Granted but you’ll fall every time you enter an elevator

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I wish I could get a proper sleep