wish granted but u will sleep forever

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i wish i could force people to comb my hair

wish granted but they will forget how to comb your hair

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i wish chewing gum chews me instead

Wish granted but you don't really specify yourself as a gumball, just a plain chewer.

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I wish there should be justice for all innocent people.

wish granted but I don't know how to corrupt it so i decided that it shall be a corrupted wish

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i wish i remember my password again

Wish granted but now you forget everything else

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I wish I had Oreo

wish granted but it was a toothpaste oreo

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I wish I had friends

wish granted but your friends will betray u

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i wish i could stop freaking out

Wish granted but all your emotions will be dangerously amplified

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I wish I could read people's minds

wish granted but u wont be able to read my mind

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i wish it wasnt -30ºC

Wish granted it's now -300ºC

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I wish I could live without eating or drinking

wish granted but u will be very weak

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i wish people stopped taking care of my life

Wish granted but you must pay bills and twice the price of it

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I wish I could move things with my mind

wish granted but your mind will explode if u try to move something heavy

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i wish i wasnt crazy

wish granted but your craziness is ********** so you revert back to how you are later

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i wish for the word ********** to not be ********

wish granted but **** ***** **** ****

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i wish i could stop having bad thoughts

wish granted, now you have terrible thinking

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i wish my left hand isn't weird

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oh no.

wish granted but now your right hand is weird

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i wish i was smarter

wish granted, but you'll somehow take over the world. It's a bad thing

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i wish i have wood

Wish granted, but the wood is alive. Good luck raising Pinocchio

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I wish for some apples

wish granted but the apples are poisoned

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i wish i could make toxic people disappear