It's in your tummy.

Waiter... there's a pair of glasses in my soup.. (Beatles reference c:)

Ermmm...Oopsie :3

Waiter, I don't like soup.

Then why'd you order it you idiot?

Waiter! There are needles in my soup!

Oh, the chef must have confused them with the noodles.
Waiter, there's a dead mouse in my soup. -sues-

Sue the chef! He mistakened them with chicken!
WAITER, THERE'S SHIT IN MY SOUP.

oh, didnt you order that? the chef must not like you!

waiter! THERE'S A DUCK SWIMMING IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!

But but u like ducks *-*.....

Waiter theres a nyan cat eating mah soup ;A;!!!

Then eat the rainbow!

Waiter theres a frog in my soup!!!

CRROOOAAA :3

WAITER! SLENDER IS IN MY SOUP! RUN AWAY D: !

waitur y did u pee in mi soop?

because i couldnt hold it much longer and the rest room is all the way on the other side or the restaraunt.
WAITER!!, THERE IS A SNAKE IN MY SOUP AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES!

Oh there you are FluffyPuff *Grabs* :D

Waiter....WHERES MAH SOUP?

ON YOUR HEAD

Waiter, there is everything in my soup. o:

Deal with it >:|

Waiter, theres a troll in mah soup!

Oh. That went to the wrong person.

Waiter, there's a penny in my soup!

-foreveralone- MY ONLY TIP ILL EVER HAVE!! -throws self into soup and digs around for it while splashing everyone in the face with hot soup- :P

Waiter, there is a slenderman in my soup

LET HIM SCARE YOU!

waiter, there is a spider in my soup

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *picks up ur bowel of soup and throws it out the wndow*

Waiter, there is a porcupine in mah soup c:

Slap the bowl into your face, the porcupine will be gone from the soup.

Waiter, there's soup in my soup..

You ordered double soup...Wait that was..Spider...No wait the cat...Nevermind.


Waiter, Naruto is eating my noodles T^^T