Wish granted (Give you the three letters)
I wish to have a black hole on the next person's house

Wish granted...but your name is still crappy.

I wish for a real wish.

Wish granted...but it's a fake wish xD

I wish i lived in a castle O_O

Wish granted...your in the toture chamber.

I wish for a fake wish.

Wish granted...but your wish turns to dust >:D

I wish wishs came true :X

Wish ungranted....for not spelling right.

I wish for dust.

But the dust turned into clouds!

I wish for Oranges

Wish granted...but you get a mountain sized orange :P

I wish for rain to come :X

(Good I actually wanted clouds.) Wish granted but the you get printed oranges on paper.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

But it went uncorrupted 29308409384 hours later.

I wish for noclip.

Wish granted...you have no more clips. (You did give me a corrupted wish because I want a corrupted wish but you made it corrupted by uncorrupting it so its uncorrupted but its not because I wanted it corrupted.)

I wish for more time.

Wish granted...but now you have LESS time :D

I wish i for a new book -_-

Wish granted....but you will live forever in pain.

I wish Im the best troll on the internet.

Wish granted but it'll be torn when you get it.

I wish to live forever.

Wish granted, and you live in hell :D
I wish i had more firsts :c

Wish granted. You have more firsts... than a user with none. Hopefully you didn't have 2 or more firsts before making this wish!

I wish people stopped coloring their entire posts.

Wish granted, but you're colorblind

I wish butterflies could be eaten with bread.

Wish granted, but they would cost millions of dollars.

I wish I was a Moderator