Messeessem a dit :

If your heart hurts,it's not love.It just peanut butter stuck to your heart.Fix it and start all over.

Awesome, I needed a laugh! x3

hair up there is hot
hair down there is not

lol Anne

Chocolate and tacos and ice cream, Oh mai!

"Derp Durpu Durpy Derpity Durpu Durp Derpu Derpie Durpie Durp Derp Durpity Derpu Derp"
-Derpysoul

Haditamagica a dit :

Awesome, I needed a laugh! x3

:p.Does thiz mean u hate it?
-cries nonstop-

life is a story that you're part of and the ending will always end up a mystery.
eh, I made it up idk why did I choose that.

Messeessem a dit :

:p.Does thiz mean u hate it?
-cries nonstop-

No, I just like the "peanut butter in it" thing. x3 I love it.

HOLY SHART. I JUST SHART MY PANTS

"Frankly dear,I don't give a damn."

"Carl plz get me mor candy"

"There is a person named Kind.
The person beside him is Right.
Kind has lost his glasses, which he cannot find,
Right tried to help Kind, from noon to night;
Finally, Right and Kind found them,
Where Kind smiled, and said:
'Thank you for finding them.'
Right said no problem, and walked away,
But little did he know
That Kind was a stray;
Later, Right walks past a shivering Kind;
His eyes widened, and asked:
'What are you doing here, Kind?'
Kind let out a sigh, and replied:
'Let me come home with you.'
Right agreed, and they hitched a ride;
At his home, Right smiled slightly;
Kind was standing in front of the fire,
Which burned quite brightly;
And Right thought these two words
Before they went to sleep...

Choose Kind."
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OH MY GOD THAT TOOK SO MUCH THINKING MY HEAD IS HURTING!

"Go to sleep if Tumblr gets deep."

Kathymicelin a dit :

"Go to sleep if Tumblr gets deep."

"No, Mama, I won't! >:C I love Tumblr, Tumblr is MY home! >:C Tumblr is my best friend and boyfriend/girlfriend. Tumblr's heaven. It has pictures you'd never seen before!!!! TUMBLR IS MIIINEEE!!" xD

No, seriously, I love Tumblr. o-o

Me: "If you die, I will kill you, so don't you dare die."
Friend: "But how can I die when I'm-"
Me: "I'll fan your ghost into a butthole-"
Friend: "Did you just say Butthole?"
Me: "What's wrong with your MIND?"
Friend: "But-"

Don't work at a drive up window!

Mousetrongop a dit :

Don't work at a drive up window!

I'm dying....

SAVE YE BOOTY

*everyone else* srs?

"insanity and genius are the same things, the only difference being is how they are applied"

When in doubt, back end out