3/10
Why did Cry fall of the swings?
Because he had no arms

5/10

Voldermort: Knock Knock .

Harry: Who's There?

Voldermort: You Know.

Harry: You Know Who?

Voldermort: Exactly.


( PS: Only potterheads will understand this joke! ;D)

6/10

Me: Knock knock whose troll?
Trollface: You.
Me: YOUR MEANT TO SAY YOU
Trollface. I did.
Me: wtf this guys got issues
Trollface: TROLL
me:what?
Trollface: You have disconetted
Me: Im leaving.
Trollface: I so didnt troll her. TROLOLOLO
Me:OMG I MUST RUN TO GERMANY

2/10
Roses are red
violets are blue
i have 5 fingers
and the middle one is for you

0.0000001/10

Julia From The Famouse (now is dead): CAN YOU IMPOSTERS STAHP COPYING MAH TRIBE NAME >:(
Me: But at least from those tribes you're the most "famouse"!

4/10 too old

do you want to hear the story of the vaccum cleaner?

Dont, it sucks

4/10

ben: doctor i think i have a problem
doctor: oh okay what is it
ben: i want to put my dick in the pickle slicer
doctor: dont do that thats the only advice i can say to you

THE NEXT DAY
ben: doctor i need to tell you something
doctor: what!?
ben: i put my dick in the pickle slicer
doctor: what happend
ben: i got fired
doctor: not to the other thing
ben: ohhhhhhh she got fired too

haha nice 8/10

what can you catch but not throw

a cold

5/10

Haha ive been using this one too much...
What did the eye say to the other eye?

Between us something smells! :3

9/10

Julia From The Famouse (now teh tribe is dead): CAN YOU IMPOSTERS STAHP COPYING MAH TRIBE NAME >:(
Me: But at least from those tribes you're the most "famouse"!

(I wrote that again, because I got ignored :/)

5/10


what did the bug say to the rat?

BUG OFF!

4.253 / 10

There were two kids on a farm in a big red house, blablablablabl-- turns out those two kids were actually goats!
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Edit: >:C

1/10 i dont exactly get it.......
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
(You get it.. The tomato saw the salad DRESSING. like dressing for something.. xD)

8/10!


ugh why do people here need to correct this leader ;-;

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when pikachu coverd his eyes what did pikachu say to you?

PIKA-BOO!

7/10

A new type of broom came out, it's sweeping the nation.

7/10
[Nut Lover]I like nuts
[Nut Hater]DONT BE A NUT CASE

9/10 Cute and funny :3

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? They kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

2/10

[Person] Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
[Friend] sure
[Person] nevermind it's to cheesey