Get someone to flush it then!

Queen/King we are out of popeyes biscuits!

I don't care. Send the damn page to Robin King.

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King/Queen, your internet is crashing like the sea! Nobody is getting anything done because of the crappy wifi! Servants are growing old at their desktops, and the last thing they will see is that dreaded infinite looping circle, spinning around and around in their eyes long after they're gone! The Loading popups have been popped up since October 21st, 2015! Please, for the love of Comcast, either fix it or end our misery.

what is this internet you speak of? i know it not.

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king/queen, your spouse has been having affairs with a servant

Dispose of them immediately!

King/Queen, your foot seems to be on fire.

Put it out for me will ya?

King/Queen, your daughter wanted to go to war, and did.

Good for her, hope she took her swords with her

King/Queen, your servants are starting a riot!

Torture them in the torture basement!

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King/Queen, the world is going to explode!

this could be exciting *grabs popcorn*

King/Queen, Your neck has been slashed in half!

Darn it! Seventeenth time this week, too

King/queen, the rebels are here!

nope
King/Queeen, the cat is here

give it a bath

King/Queen, someone burned down your entire castle while you were asleep!

Every single time D:<

King/Queen, the army has fallen!

K/Q' Go to hell

Not before I take you down with me.

King/Queen, the medical examination has determined you're infertile!

Tell whoever examined me that their stupid, because i had a few babys this month

King/Queen you child is planning to murder you and your wife/husband!

What child?

Queen/king! We're out of biscuits again!

Ooooooooo, go add it too my petting zoo!!

King/Queen, theirs a dragon that's in love with you outside!