I have a crush on my cousin, I walked up to her to say ''hi'', but then I threw up on her.

My past drawings -_-

When I was in the car, I was singing, My friend turned it off to see how stupid i sound v m v

My friend forced me to dance on the stage in my school when I didn't wanted to, but I went anyways. Once we got there, I saw everyone look at the stage and I SWEAR I can see soem eyes drop on me. I started chasing her around and it was kinda awkward cause I wasn't in my costume for Halloween.... ;w;

Yea.


'S called logics.

Xstarryhalox a dit :

O3o one time i was at da mall, and i was lookin for my brothers,

so then i checked behind those curtains where you take photos,

and i saw 2 kids there and they were staring at me xD

i just closed the curtain shut and went 2 my mom. (i was young at da time)
DATS ENOUGH SAID.

OMG STORY OF MY LIFE RIGHT HERE

so i was at school and i had i went poop and the tird would not flush so i tolad the teaher and she announced it to the wholce clas

I remember I was in a bathroom cubicle, and some guy initiated a conversation. It started when he made a noise, and probably being self concious, said something about the noise isn't a fart.

When I was about 5 years old I went every Saturday to actor lessons.
The thing is that it was the final scene and everybody was watching us. To add more embarrassment, my mom made me wear a shitty elf costuma that wasn't even comfortable and it looked crappy.
So yeah it was my turn to say my reply and I said "Oh look! What a little FUCK!". I was supposed to say "duck" but I forgot my reply and added a random letter: F.
All the people laughed their butts off and the teacher stared at me with an angry and pissed off face. I had no idea what the word means so I didn't understand why they were laughing.
Then after the laughing stopped, I(the elf) had to act like playing with my "sister"(she wasnt my sister but she was supposed to, you know, in the scene)
So yeaaaa I ran with her then my fucking pants fell down because like I said multiple times, the costume was shitty and crappy.
I was wearing diapers that time(wasnt full potty trained yet) and everybody saw mah diaper and laughed again. I just stared at them with my cheeks red.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

My class were in the library doing singing practise with the principal and most people wern't smiling (the songs kinda sucked) the principal told us to smile and not look like we are walking to our own funeral, i laughed my ass off and evryone was staring at me like "DA FAQ WRONG WIT DIS GURLL" The principal just... stared at me... but luckily my class isn't a total group of ass hats so they joined in eventually, still embarrassing though...

I pushed my dad in the pool on my birthday and I didnt get sh*t that day ;-;

i'm not sure if i ever posted this but

i have a tendency to draw sort of indecent stuff (at least, stuff that wouldn't show to your teachers-naked figures, boobs, butts, severed heads, you get the idea) and a few years ago, my french teacher asked if she could see my rough book (which was FILLED with said drawings). and she was smiling and everything and i couldn't really refuse without seeming super defensive

so i got up to talk to a friend, but i watched her as she turned the pages then slowly closed the book and placed it back on my desk without saying anything

what's even worse is that i probably had a giant crush on her and oh my god it was so humiliating haha i'm such a loser

Susanlwu a dit :

my whole life is an embarrassing story ok

basically

in 4rth grade was constipated + diarrehea at school and in our old school we have to have the restroom enter door always open, so i was farting really loudly and my class was walking down the hall to the library past the bathroom and heard it since no one else was in there so they all just stared at me when i came out

ERM.... I peed myself in 2nd grade coz of our stupid teacher's rules that said we arent allowed to go to the bathroom.

I was memorizing a song, The Fifty States that Rhyme to be exact, so anyway, I had memorized it all and I was on stage, I felt pretty embarressed.
Although, after singing the song, I felt very happy! :3

When I was fixing my hair in the women's bathroom, then my cousin turned off the lights. I screamed and all the other ladies told me to be quiet.

farting in public... pls

When i was younger, then i was in huge mall and looking for my father. I saw him and ran to him and hugged him and said,"Oh daddy! I missed you so much", but then i saw that it wasn't my dad, it was a strange man ._.

i always confused hug and kiss

(*￣m￣)

Cutekins a dit :

farting in public... pls

:o