wish granted but the food quality is terrible and the people delivering are terrible

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I wish for a fish, just a little one, like a betta or guppy or something of the like

wish granted but the fish will bite u whenever u try to touch it

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i wish i could find somebody (crazy like me) to go to uranium city and get into candu high school with me this year

Wish granted but now you are lost inside this school and will never find a way to get out.

I wish I had one million dollars right now

Wish granted! However, everything will be extremely pricey for you only. Everyone else will get normal prices.
For example, a regular loaf of bread will cost $4.50 for the average person but will cost $20.00 for you.

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I wish I could teleport in and out of the worlds of any comic, manga, or manhwa I've ever read anytime I wanted.

u can do that but it has a cooldown of 5 years and only stay for 10 minutes

i wish for a sketchbook

wish granted but all pages of this sketchbook have already been used

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i wish i could stop looking up when im thinking of something

Wish granted but now you will look down when you are thinking of something

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I wish for a rolex

Happy to oblige. Wish granted, but you'll forever be stuck in the day and year you were born.

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I wish I had infinite money.

u can have that but all of its counterfeit

man i rlly wish i had another bottle of workable fixatvie

Wish granted, but it's also counterfeit.

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I wish I had something other than nothing in my brain, like a cat for example

wish granted but now u have a roach in your brain

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i wish i was mentally normal

Wish granted but everybody else isn't mentally normal anymore

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I wish for sheep

wish granted. However, you didn't specify how many sheep you wanted so there's a whole bunch of them trampling the place where you live. Also, those sheep are whooshed away from angry shepherds. They're so angry rn and it's all your fault for not specifying how many sheep you wanted.

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I wish I required less hours of sleep!!!

Wish granted but it will only last a week

I wish I had a car

Wgb you need money first


i wish i have tree of money

wish granted but this tree will burn soon

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i wish summer lasted forever

Wish granted but the Earth is now flat

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I wish for some yogurt

Granted, but its expired

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I wish for a million dollars

Granted but skmeone will rob them soon

I wish i had all cars of the world