Because you're house is infected with Koopas.

Help! Flandre Scarlet is running in the house!

I dunno who that is, just slap 'em with a pillow

HELp! Theres a car running in the house!

Cars don't run :I

Help! There's a mouse in the house!

Leave it to me!

HELP! THERES A MAN EATING DINOSUAR RUNNING IN THE HOUSE!

Well , if it is man eating , then it shouldn't eat cats.
Logic.

Halp!There's a artist running in the house!

Quckly! Throw paint at him!

HELP! There's a Salad Monster running on the house!

Eat it

HELP! IM IN MY HOUSE :O

It's ok, it's completely fine if you are there. If you feel claustrophobic, go out and take a walk, take a breath of fresh air. And everything is fine :).

Help! There's a slime running in my house? What should I do? O.O

Un-slime it.


HALP!DERS A GIANT SPEEDER IN ME HAUS!

...... tie his legs together.

Help! There an alien running in my house! What should I do? (Why did I put ? instead ! in my last post? XD)

Kiss it and seduce it :D


HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A RAVE PARTY'S IN THE HOUSE o0o

Enjoy it!

Help! There's a prisoner running in my house! What should I do? :O

Raffle it and eat its nails, then hire a horse to stand on it, Reveal its identity for further drama. Opt: Use cuss words on the prisoner.

HELP! There's an ambulance running in the house! What should I do?!

Just eat ur cookie and watch as ur house falls down.


Help there's a Lunawashere in my house what should I do.

you're quite certain you didn't invite her over, oh wait you can't cos you ARE lunawashere! problem solved i guess, still if it's that bad just leave it be

HELP THERE'S JOHN CENA RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

MAKE MEEEEEMEZZZZ
DUN DUDUN DUUUNN
DUN DUDUN DUUUNN

Help, there's a troll running in the house! (the internet kind)

Kill them

HELP! Theres rats running in my house! What should I do?

Call an exterminator... The forums cant help u

HaaLp! Theres a spelunky speedrunner stealin al my ph4t l00t!

No problem. *Takes off the gun*

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HELP! There's a cute mouse running in the house! What should I do?!

Nothing

HELP! There's a fox running in the house! What should I do?!