No wish was granted~

I wish I had a pet puffin.

wtf is a puffin? wish granted but fxie killed it by raging.

I wish for my halo map to become p5

Wish granted, buit a mod will delete it in 10 secs

I wish that I could have pro stats.

Wish granted, but you are still always a noob

I wish I was a banana

Wish granted but a troll ate you. -trollface-
I wish i was a pokemon. :3

Wish granted, but you aren't mudkip

Wish Granted. The blank space is actually something.

I wish for a taco with level 100 epicness.

WIsh granted,but is only level 99
I wish for a hasty troll.

Wish granted but troll eaten you.
I wish I will be Setinel C:

^^ wish granted but u were dead ..
i wish to live in the cloads

Wish granted, but you fell though the cloud falling to certain death.
I wish I had some toast...

wish gratneted but it was burnt
i wish i was a cloud

wish granted but water vapor doesn't come at you


i wish ive never go at this thread

Wish granted, but you have to go to all the other threads.

I wish I was cool :'(

wish granted but you turned into a ice cube and you melted

I wish fxie would like me ;;

Wish granted, but then she'd find out about you and hate you.

I wish I was an ultimate Chuck Norris

wish not granted due to chcuck finding out

i wish for katburger to show everyone her highschool picture

Wish granted, but she only showed it for 1 milisecond

I wish I could fly

wish granted,but you crash land into a volcano and you die :P
I WISH THAT THE NEXT PERSON THAT POSTS DIESS
(this is for every single person that posts after this)
/ \
|\_/|
|---|
| |
| |
_ |=-=| _
_ / \| |/ \
/ \| | | ||\
| | | | | \>
| | | | | \
| - - - - |) )
| /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
| |

wish not granted

i wish i was an only child