Why is the toy A Picture of a penis and Me holding it smiling?

Heres your Lagsana

It got all over my face here is ure mathbook

I HATE MATH ITS SUMMER *throws mathbook in nuclear acid*

Heres your mouse soup :)))))

...WHO ON EARTH WOULD THINK OF A COMBONATION LIKE THAT!?

Here's your li- I mean cake! [size=5]Yes...

You gave me life, why.

Here's your cupcake.

Ew why there are chilies in this cupcake

Here's your sushi

ewwww gross

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here's your apple

Ew why there is a caterpillar in this apple

Here's your tea

Thank you- wait....why in the world is there a worm eating a cupcake in my tea??!! I want a refund asap.

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here is your face!

awwww there's a bee

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here's your cheesecake

hold up- this thing tastes like paper.

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Here is your pickle.

i hate pickles

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Here's your pancakes

Curlfeather a dit :

Why is the toy A Picture of a penis and Me holding it smiling?

Heres your Lagsana

THE RULES.
also not forget about the first page

Anyways, there isnt any butter, and its all green.

Heres your Spaghetti

why is there a strawberry in it

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Here's your pizza

There are maggots. In this pizza. There are maggots.

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Here's your totally-not-poison drink! :D

UGH ITS POISON

heres edible plastic (yes,its a real thing. if you don't believe me, look it up.)

disgusting

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here's a potato

No you're wrong it's a tomato

Here's your Shrek juice

why is it brown

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Here's your pizza!

But it's in triangle shape

Here is your mint syrup