Sell its organs for money

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When life gives you originality..

You use it and gain a lot of money for original stuff

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When life gives you a mean teacher for your favorite school subject

1. I don’t have a favourite subject, all of them suck really bad
2. I’d rather die than listen to that person



When life gives you pure hell just like what I’m facing irl

You die burning in pure hell.

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When life gives you a creep constantly stalking you...
What I am really facing now.

You be afraid of this o.O

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When life gives you statpadding

Ermm... What?

When life gives you a bundle of Xbox 360 games

I give it to my boyfriend

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When life gives you another life

You waste the life


When life gives you lemons... ah, classic

I put in my tea

When life gives you Sonic

You gotta go fast

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when life gives you spoilers for infinity war

I delete this spoilers

When life gives you a Yveltal

You gotta die



When life gives you Twitch

you watch your favorite livestreams

when life gives you Craig of the Creek and O.K. K.O.

You binge watch the entire thing

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when life gives you john mulaney

I do with him:


When life gives your fattest sister

Oreos!! No! :D


When life gives you a flight ticket to Washington

you go on that plane and enjoy your day.

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when life gives you a toaster

You toast some bread



When life gives you a blank space

draw on it

When life gives you lemons