No its clobberin time!

Am I bored?

No, you're Patrick.

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Is a hawker actually a hawk?

No, it's a plane.

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Who parked their car... on my sandwich?

Nicolae Ceaușescu's ghost did!

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How do you pronounce the "cheese" word?

Cheese word.

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How do you breathe?

With my lungs

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Do you live?

No, I exist

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Do you even lift?

wh

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Why am I here? Just to suffer?

No, you exist.

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Ruler time?

Which one? The one with numbers and math or president Trump?

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How do u do u?

Take a paper and write with a pencil, "u".

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What is air?

Stuff.

What is this translated to?
はい、確かに私の友人。

Извините, я не могу говорить по-испански :(

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Parrot

Beautiful.

What is the longest Pokémon battle ever?

Obviously Sonic vs Mario.

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Do you know de wae?

The way to the TARDIS.

How are you today?

I am me because I am me

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Is this the Krusty Krab?

No this is Gallifrey.

(PS, beth pls comment on the RP from Gemstones thread, its dying...)

Where are the people?

People aren't anywhere.

What is the most stupid question ever?

The stupidest question ever is a very dumb question

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Is vitamin d a good thing?