Maybe, don't know

Hi?

Bye?

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Is this art?

Yes.

Am I dead?

No, you're de-dead.

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What time is it?

It's muffin time! (asdf)

Your pet is an idiot?

Eeh, what? No, I don't! (asdf also)

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Question mark?

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What's actually over 9000?

9001

Why am I here?

Because God put you on the Earth

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Is it OKAY to like OKAY

Like like like


PSA?

What is a PSA

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Can caw caw?

Let me check it out !

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What's actually happening ?

the apocalypse

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are cats stupid?

No. Gumballs are stupid.

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What's the speed of dark?

The opposite of the speed of light.

Why am I in pain?

Because you stubbed your toe on a scooter

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Why is my bird blue?

Because it can't breath


Why am I alive?

Because you are.

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Bröthër ärë thë lööpß rëädy??

Ohh yesss

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Y is the sky green after a thunderstorm?

Y: "Yeah, it is green."

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Why isn't X present?