it's cold.

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here's your orange sir

Why is there juice in it?
oh wait

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Here's your chicken nuggets.

it doesn't taste like chicken erm

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Here's your oreo

there's no fucking cream

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Here's your french fries, sir/mam.

It gives me chills when I eat 'em

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Here's your raven mam

It's still alive ;w;

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Here's your ice cream cheesecake

it's 2hot

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here's your sushi

It's horrible

Here's your soup

it's cold as hell

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here's your tomato

Did you even wash this?!? It's covered in mud!

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Here's your breadstick

too soft

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Here's your carrot

Too hard, ow my teeth!

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Here's your lemon tea

Tastes like orange tea.

Here's your taco

it's not crunchy

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here's your bee

What, what?!?

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Here's your alfredo

so cold

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here's your octopus

It has 9 limbs


Here's your Shrek juice

Wait, what?!?

Here's your turkey

it has no legs

Here's your donuts

Oh no, there are mosquitoes and flies instead of granulates!

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Here's your pizza