Wish granted, but you got a Psyduck.
I want a new tv.

Wish granted, but you now must buy expensive cable

I wish that every dentist didnt wanna pull out my teeth
(they want 3. i swear they want them)

Wish granted, but that doesn't mean every dentist in the universe >:D

I wish that horrible ringing in my ears would go away!

Wish granted. Now that its silent in there, you are creeped out by it

I wish for more crayons

Wish granted, but its been replaced by a justin bieber, rebecca black, and carly rae jepsen collaberation.
I wish for more money.

Wish granted, but it's in a currency that was used centuries ago and is no longer valid anywhere.

I wish I could time travel.

Wish granted, but you mess up the past and destroy the future.

I wish to have tea with you

Wish granted,but i'm a bloodthirsty wolf

I wish i had a house made out of diamonds

no way, way to expensive
kan i kiss your bum on the toilet

I'll skip the person above me /(-.-)\

Mr. Wirelessface your wish is granted but... It's actually made out of fake diamonds.

I wish for a tameable creeper :D

Wish granted, and you somehow got 3 LOVELY creepers!

I wish for a donut for TPBM

Wish granted but the donut got stolen by a wasp D; sad times

I wish to be better again

wish granted but then youll be even worse tomorrow

I wish for a talking toilet

Your wish is granted but it'll always swear at you :P

I wish for a Diamond sword

Wish granted, but you got a diamond hoe T_T

I wish for a weapon to smack JB's face

Wish granted but it's a tissue paper :|

I wish for a time machine

Wish granted, but the time machine is spoiled

I wish for a new laptop

Wish granted but the laptop you want is broken when you open the box to see it. l wish to get my char back

Wish granted, but the chair broke when you sat on it!

I wish for a bowl of cereal ^^

Wish granted but there is no milk in it.
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