It's very soggy!

Here's your spaghetti

There's broken glass in this!

Here's your ice cream

Is this ice cream or cold soup?

Here's your pasta

Hey, it's not pasta, it's worms!

Here's your grilled cockroach

Ew no!

Here's your Ham burger

This meat is raw raw raw!

Here's your pancakes

It's charred.

Here's your bacon

Wait a second, why did someone paint a smiley face in pink on my bacon?

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Here's yo pasta

it doesn't have any sauce

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here's your yogurt

You sure this isn't just water?

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Here's your ramen

why is it red?

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here's your lasagna