Bbbbbbb!

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Does bonzi buddy?

Ask again later

What?

No

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Can you don't?

no

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A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15-degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.

h?

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Are you green?

No I'm blue.

How do I, as the TARDIS, travel through time and space?

survive and you should be fine
am i a dog?

mayb- OMG LOOK AT THAT CLIQUE PFP IT'S JUST DIVINE

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Hello? Bye? Good morning? Good afternoon? Good evening? Good night?

Goodbye??????????????????

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Do you fueeee?

Stay alive.

how r u???///11

i'm (not) fine thanks

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

No the eggs ar fine

How can you make milk ?

make chicken wings
am i okay? human am i?

hmmm

your totally not ok.

can you eat milk?

no cuz i eated my cheese

why am i so ugly

you're not ugli you're beautiful

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Chomama? Chomamama? Chotto matte chotto?

Wait.... wait... PAUSE!

Can you laugh out loud without throwing your phone on the ground because you downloaded Vuvuzela world cup horn plus?

i can die with my phone throwed at the cheese and the cheese in the sky



why i cant draw with my feet

Because the feet can't draw your arms

Can you kill the sun with a water gun?