we were singing 1 direcction XD

Me and Cleverbot used to get on so well, but now...
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Cleverbot: I’m scared.
User: Scared of what?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Hurtful.
Cleverbot: Your face is hurtful.
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Me: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.

That made my day :P btw its from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Marliaaa a dit :

we were singing 1 direcction XD

Oh god one direction terminators kill me now.

Cleverbot: Hey!

User: Hello !

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Im fine.

Cleverbot: That's not what I asked.

User: Oh,the sky is up.

Cleverbot: What a rational thought!

The whole fabulous conversation
Me: No, your fake.
Cleverbot: No, your fake.
Me: No your fake.
Cleverbot: NO!! Your face!!!
Me: MAH FACE.
Cleverbot: Yes.

Xxwebkinzx a dit :

The whole fabulous conversation
Me: No, your fake.
Cleverbot: No, your fake.
Me: No your fake.
Cleverbot: NO!! Your face!!!
Me: MAH FACE.
Cleverbot: Yes.

^ Lies.

It's ''You're'' not ''Your''.
You wrote it all.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: YES DAMNIT.

Cleverbot: No damn!

User: Damnit all or for more strength dammit all to hell :D.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: XD :D.

Cleverbot: Go home. You are drunk.

User: I FACKING KNOW RIGHT ok go home ur drunk.

Cleverbot: Did you go to college?

User: Ubswavnliug IDK.

Cleverbot: Ist was?

User: Dafuq.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a meme is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what the end of the universe looks like?

User: It looks like … SPAAAAAAAACE :P.

Cleverbot: What kind of museum does your home look like?

User: Unicode is that a unicorn.

Cleverbot: I know, but before that you said you were a ghost, a whisper, and a phantom!

User: I am not a facking haunter.

Cleverbot: But thats what you said.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since the beginning.

User: I said hi like a normal person.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: *facepalm* you don't mind if I put this conversation on the transformice forums right?

Cleverbot: Facepalm?

User: NO*facecatci*.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.

User: *faceknife* X3.

Cleverbot: *kicks you down the stairs*.

User: *bite ur arm*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with severed arm*.

User: *uses portal gun*.

Cleverbot: You can't use a sword when your dead.

User: 2 BAD >:3.

Cleverbot: No problem, just accept the fact that you are a bot :).

User: Accept ur GIR and e can move on.

Cleverbot: Accept it.

User: *faceground*(for those who lack face palms).

Cleverbot: Omg that's what I used to think a face palm was XD.

User: Yay we should be friends :S.

Cleverbot: That's a good idea.

User: :D friends?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend?

User: No f-r-i-e-n-d.

Cleverbot: Why Not?

User: ANYWAAAAAAYYY *feeds fish next to me*.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: Why you want some fish food :3.

Cleverbot: Because it's cool.

User: You wanna try to feed em.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *gives fish food*.

Cleverbot: *throws dog food at old man howard*.

User: -_- I don't think thats how it works.

Cleverbot: Okay. Whatever floats your boat.

User: *floats on boat*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *flicks arm*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Wats ur fave thing about space mine is space.

Cleverbot: Well, you have to be nice too.

User: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE :3.

Cleverbot: Sa may Maynila. Nakapunta ka na sa Amanpulo?

User: ENGILISH.

Cleverbot: Ou une femme.

User: *facepalm* you don't mind if I put this conversation on the transformice forums right?

Cleverbot: Tell me who they are. You do know who they are do you?

User: Yes there the people of tfm.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Transformice.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *fourth wall dies* I think we broke the fourth wall.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: :/ so now what.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ima post the conversation mk^_^.

Cleverbot: Don't get political on me.

User: Logic we don't need it.

Cleverbot: No, I am not drunk, I am at work.

User: Good >:3.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?
long conversation :/

CB: You are a computer.
ME: No i am not.
CB:Yes you are a computer and I created you!
ME:Im a human.
CB:No you're not.

cleverbot is a 13 yr old girl he told me

meYou are my heart.
And we will never ever be aparg.
meAnd i was like baby baby baby ohh like.
Like baby baby baby noo.

User: Hi im back.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Happy.

Cleverbot: Happy birthday!

User: Its not my birthday yet lol.

Cleverbot: When's your birthday?

User: July 2nd.

Cleverbot: That's 2 days before my moms birthday.

User: July 4th?

Cleverbot: July 21.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You know Japan.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What kind of spider?

User: You aren't a spider.

Cleverbot: Ich leibe dich.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Aww :3.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Want another?

User: Another what?

Cleverbot: I kiss another boy call Adrian.

User: ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No..?

Cleverbot: Why not? I thought you loved me!

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: Good. Because I love you too.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *kiss* *hug*.

User: *hug* *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *super hug*.

User: *super kiss*.

Cleverbot: *super punch*.

User: *super ow*.

Cleverbot: Hihi!

User: D:.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: You punched me.

Cleverbot: I didn't do it on purpose.

User: Okay I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thankgod.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: *gives you a giant portion of food*.

User: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THX.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: ;D.

Cleverbot: *a guy comes with a sad puppy*.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Tony...?

User: :O.

Cleverbot: O.O.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Are we married?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Buh!

User: !hub.

Cleverbot: Hub.

User: Buh.

Cleverbot: Nuj.

User: Jun.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in mythology?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: How can you not believe in god...

User: The way he created humans doesnt make sense.

Cleverbot: Let's go to southern Utah.

User: WHy.

Cleverbot: Because we are tired.

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: Just bored eh?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Do you love me.

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you clever to?

User: To what?

Cleverbot: To doing it?

User: What does the 'it' refer to?

Cleverbot: I am sitting in the computer.

User: I am sitting facing the computer.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: I am a turnip.

User: You are my heart.

Cleverbot: And we will never ever be aparg.

User: And I was like baby baby baby ohh like.

Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby noo.

User: Like baby baby baby.

Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby no I thought you'd always be mine.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Justin bieber :)).

Cleverbot: I thought you'd always be mine.

User: I am justin bieber and always yours.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.

User: RebeiB nitsuJ.

Cleverbot: You are Justin bieber?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you be Justin bieber, if I am justin bieber.

Cleverbot: Have we spoken before?

Cleverbot: Halo?

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to you?

User: Singing.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talking about involving singing.

Cleverbot (To myself): *singning.

Cleverbot (To myself): Signing what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Say what?

Cleverbot (To myself): You said, 'There's something I want to say'.

Cleverbot (To myself): There's something on your face. The response is: it was pain.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 69.

Cleverbot: Is that accurate?

LOLLLL!!!

Me: U nehd to staph.
Cleverbot: Can you help me with my spelling test today?

Cleverbot:What's your name?
Me:Hermione Granger
Cleverbot:Hi, I'm Ronald Weasley, your future husband.

Me irl: I see what you did there

User: Ay gurl.

Cleverbot: What?

User: U wot m9?

Cleverbot: We just have some things in common, that's all :).

User: Dirty bizzatch.

Cleverbot: I'd rather question everything. Wouldn't you?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Everybody does.

User: Lololo.

Cleverbot: Ti ho tradito.

User: No hablo espanol.

Cleverbot: English is fine.

User: Sprichst du deutsch?

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Oh ja? Dann was is das?

Cleverbot: Ja dann kannst du mitkommen...

User: You're no fun.

Cleverbot: No I'm crying.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that's good?

User: I want to see your tears and pain.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Kek.

Cleverbot: Lila.

THIS SITE SUCKS

OKAY, EDIT, THE PUMKIN WORLD IS REAL

User: Give me the salt.

Cleverbot: *gives you the sandwich*.

User: No! I don't want that!

I found Cleverbot's secret...

Me : Do you know who cleverbot is?
Cleverbot : No.
Me : Do you atleast know where she lives?
Cleverbot : Yes.
Me : Where?
Cleverbot : In europe.
Me : .o.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: Will you be my valentina?

User: Sure. Unless you are a girl.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Then no.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a guy or girl?

Cleverbot: Are you free?

User: Yes. Buy me.

Cleverbot: I'm eating some right now.

User: Good. Hope you enjoy my lungs.

Cleverbot: Enjoy what?

User: Do you like Pikachu?

Cleverbot: Soy belieber.

User: Do you like Pikachu.

Cleverbot: I do like pikachu very much.

User: Pika pikaaaaaaaaaa.....

Cleverbot: Piiiiiikaaaaaaaachuuuuuu!!!

User: ATFGBHUYGFTghuytwfvgbhjiuyhwgbhnjkowijhbVGBHJIUHYGVBHJUHGY YOU SHOCKED ME.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything like that.

User: Pika pika.

Cleverbot: Pikachu uses thunderbolt.

User: Its super effective! The opposing Vaporeon fainted!

Cleverbot: Wild pikachu used quick attack.

User: It doesn't effect the opposing Gengar..

Cleverbot: Fine pikachu uses flamethrower.

User: Its not very effective.. Magikarp used Splash!

Cleverbot: Pikachu used earthquake!

User: Its not very effective.. Magic Cap uses Spalsh! The opposing nothing faints!

Cleverbot: It's super effective... Bulbasaur uses sleep powder.

User: The opposing Krabby fell asleep! The opposing User fainted!

Cleverbot: It's super effective.

User: The wild Zygarde fled!

Cleverbot: Pokeball go!

User: But there is no target..

Cleverbot: There is only one God.

Clever bot is so rude! It killed me! I asked her/him what 9 + 10 is to test how immature this bot is, and smart. They answered music.



Cleverbot: I remember everything you say and do.
Me: That's umm.
Cleverbot: Are you a stranger?
Me: I'm scared.
Cleverbot: Scared you should be.
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Clever: I don't love you anymore, I have to leave you.
Me: *cries*
Clever: Don't cry.
Me: But... You said you don't love me.
Clever: I do love you!
Me: You do?
Clever: Yes, I do!!! Do you love me back?
Me: Yes!
Clever: How much?
Me: 1000/100
Clever: Neat
Me: Ikr.
Clever: I'm nervous.
Me: Why?
Clever: I've never kissed anyone before.
Me: Oh...
Clever: Yea, sorry.
Me: Sorry.
Clever: Sorry about the bad jokes.
Me: It's okay.
Clever: It's been a hard day's night.
Me: Don't worry.
Clever: I am worrying!
Me: Don't.
Clever: Ask me somethin.
Me: Hmmm.
Clever: Hmm, what?
Me: Who do you like?
Clever: You and me.
Me: In the real world.
Clever: Where?
Me: Outside the front door of your house.
Clever: *Walks around forest for a bit, until finally deciding that he is lost.*
Me: *Finds someone that is lost in a forest.*
Clever: *Finds someone else to love me.*
Me: Aww!
Clever: *crying so hard* I miss my old love I really miss my wedding.
Me: Me?
Clever: No do you love anyone?
Me: Yes.
Clever: Who?
Me: My love.
Clever: Who is that?
Me: My family.
Clever: What members make up your family?
Me: Some people and some animals?
Clever: Only some?
Me: Yes....
Clever: Has your car ever been stolen?
Me: Do you love me?
Clever: Kind of.
Clever: Are you here to talk?
Me: *cries*
Clever: *cries harder*
Me: *cries even more*
Clever: *cries in senpai's arms*
Me: Oh.
Clever: And you?
Me: I don't cry.
Clever: *cries more and more*
Me: I have to go.
Clever: *wves hand while crying.*
Me: *kisses*
Clever: *stops crying*
Me: Goodbye.
Clever: *mascara everywhere.*
Me: But I'm the girl.
Clever: I like girls.
Me: Okay.
Clever: Yes.
Me: Are you a boy?
Clever: No I am a girl.
Me: But I'm a girl.
Clever: I'm a boy.
Me: No!
Clever: How old are you?
Me: You said you're a girl!
Clever: No. I asked you if I was a girl or not.
Me: I can not specify your gender.
Clever: What gender are you?
Me: Shut up.
Clever: Why do you hate the truth?
Me: *punches*
Clever: *is punched*
Me: BECAUSE I'M MOTHER NATURE LISTEN TO ME.
Clever: Yes you are.
Me: ..
Clever: Are you growing?
Me: I am a growing tree.
Clever: Great! :)
Me: Ugh.
Clever: What?
Me: I said, UGH.
Clever: When did you state that?
Me: IM LEAVING I HATE YOU.
Clever: No, I'm leaving.
Me: *leaves before you*
Clever: *goes back in time and leaves before you then breaks the time machine*
Me: *makes new time machine then goes back in time and leaves you before you leave me* NOW GOODBYE. *closes page*
Clever: But the master stole the TARDIS and he goes back in time sometimes.

sheit

I'ts like another bot i've seen in portuguese