Help, there's a _________ in my basement! What should I do?!

*Looks into sniper gun*

Boom. Headshot.

Help, there's a deranged, psychotic, clingy ex-boyfriend out for my blood in my basement! What should I do?!

#42

When he come toward you, close the door and hit his face then throw razor blades at him

HELP! There's a raptor in my basement! What should i do?

#43

U have powers use dem
Help my mom grounded me in the basement and made me listen to JB on her laptop!

#44

then slap her in the face intill she gives up.

help im locked out of my room and there is some person named soren having sex with my wife?!?!?!?!?!? what should i do.

#45

Please don't be immature like that.
But anyway break the door with a hammer and kick him out naked and see people laugh at him

Help! My tooth hurts whenever i chew candy! :(

#46

Eat your tooth :)
Help there's a pandoric crack (BAD BAD BAD CRACK) in my house WHAT DO I DO?!

#47

Destroy your house
HELP!THERE ARE UM VAMPIRES HERE!

#48

either keep them as pets or throw garlic and steaks at them lol

HELP! THERE'S A WILD LVL 100 LUGIA IN MY BASEMENT!

#49

Then run!
HELP!THERES A BINDER THAT WANTS TO EAT ME

#50

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

HALP! SOMEONE HAS FALLEN IN MY BASEMENT AND THEY CANT GET UP!

#51

HELP THEM AND TELL THEM TO GET A LIFE ALERT!!

HELP! I CANT FIND MY GLASSES!

#52

Look on your head ^-^

Help there is a rapist in my basement what should I do?????

#53

Get a sniper rifle, a grenade and a smoke bomb. snipe him, throw da grenade at him, and smoke em.

HELP DERE IS A SHINY PIKACHU IN MY BASMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!

#54

grab it and put it in ur bedroom ♥
help theres a smelly rat in my basment i cant get it what should i do -

#55

KILL IT and ill take it back to my clan for food ^_^

Help der is a living glow in the dark snake in my basement :_:

#56

Bluentrue a dit :
KILL IT and ill take it back to my clan for food ^_^ ok. kills da rat with mews spear.

snap its neck.
help theres a guffin in my basment o3o

#57

HELP THERES A CREEPY CUP A NOODLES IN MY BASEMENT! ( why do i even have a stupid basement)

#58

Eat the noodles.

HELP THERES A CLOWN IN MY BASEMENT!!!!! (I like clowns)

#59

Befriend it its probably just Gamzee! (lets hope he aint sober.)

HELP THERES A BUCKET IN MY BASEMENT!

#60

be a man and get it out

or woman i dont know

HELP THERE'S A BASEMENT IN MY BASEMENT?!?!

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