3/10

Person 1: Want to hear a joke about a circle?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Nevermind, it's pointless.

cheetah: hey wanna play a game.
elephant: umm maybe..
cheetah: hey come on i dont cheet.

6/10 lol
why was teh boy covered in gift wrap?
caus ehis mom told him to "live in the present" get it?

9/10 ok i laughed

What do you call a murder between friends?
A homiecide!

umm... 4.978 / 10

So on my taxi journey to home, when the taxi monitor saw a japanese tree, she told the driver about them and the driver said the different types of trees, he said "...cherry blossom or an apple blossom..."
but then I told them, "I'd prefer a banana blossom..."
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01/10
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What's a pirate Favourite letter?

Rrrrrrrrr..

haha

6.7/10 (the homiecide joke was gr8 fuk u)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she doesn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.

8/10
A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

9/10
"You are bitch!" a girl shouts to another.
"Thanks" says the other girl.
"Um, it's not a compliment!" says the first one surprised.
"Yea, it is! It means Beautiful Intelegent Talented Cute Human! So, thanks" says the second one with a smile on face.

7/10
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

8/10

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

Thats the answer

5/10
knockknock
who's there
kitten
kitten who
u gotta b KITTEN me :3

6/10

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide 'n' Squeak!

5/10

What do you get when you mash a banana with a pie?

A MESS!

terrible joke i know

3/10

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Because YOU COOKED IT WRONG its still raw !

0/10

What do mice speak?

'Rat'in!

2/10 eh

what did the mouse say to the other before leaving

"Squeak" ya later!

i came up with it myself ik its terrible..

1/10

Why did the turtle cross the road?

BECAUSE THE CHICKEN WAS ON BRAKE HAHAHAHAHA
=| yeah i know terrible..

5/10


What is a box of ducks?

A box of quakers!