I'd shoot them

I'd take you to the zoo!

RIDE YOU TO NARNIA!

V -suddenly uses a portal and travels somewhere else-

get the master ball

I'd take the Brony-Tropicalfish to the ocean and attempt to drown you

[No offence if youre a brony k I dont mean offend anyone]

killllllllllll it with fireeeeeeeeeee

i'd give them a fake beard

sit on it

eat it

teach them to use a god damn side

blast you with kamehameha

Eat

Burn it in a fire :D

killlll

Translate the words into english and eat it.

Adopt.

Make it learn Thunderbolt

help them learn how to succesfully take over ponyville

Put their selfie in color

Throw paint at it.