Wish granted, but the hacker got got before he/she could fully hack your account

I wish that the blood stains in my tux would come out already!

Wish granted, but your tux dissapears instead.

I wish that i can eat some french fries~

Wish granted, Oops, It spilled

I wish that i didnt wish for anything!!

(Psych!)

Wish granted , but your wish will get ungranted be4 u die.
I wish that every shaman would be great.

^ wish not granted(ima troll)
i wish herobrine would live with meh

Wish not granted >:3
I wish for me to win the lottery o3o

wish granted but taxes take all your money >:)

i wish i could fly

Wish granted. A wild plane appears(!) and hits you.

I wish for a some more baking batter.

Wish granted, but its poisoned.
I wish to have every power possible.

Wish granted but u kill urself with the powers

I wish i can wish something and it is not gonna be trap and tpbm is not gonna ruin the wish

But because you dint wish anything a wish murderer comed and kidnapped you. Do not comment pls ! XD
I wish I we're at Tracon *3*

Wish granted, but we die on the trip :p

I wish I had Marshall Lee from Adventure Time <3 Lmao crazy dream ever. .-.

omg me too
anyways
Wish Granted but he's made out of paper</3

I wish I had Link...

when you get link he tries to kill you -.-'

i wish for a kitten :3

wish granted but its a vampire kitten so it kills you

i wish that i was awesome

Wish granted but you are so awesome others are jealous and kill u C:
I wish i.... can go away

Wish granted you come back
I wish for a wishing well

Wish granted, but the wishing well is made out of cardboard boxes.
I wish for me to live in the Transformice world.

Wish granted but all mices throw cannons at you
i wish i have a bestfriend...

wish granted its me.

I wish Akikin will stop being my best friend