Sry i just like chicks
Wtf u stole my cow :(

Well I needed the milk.

WTF you stole my family!

it wasnt me, it was the government. THEY NEEDED IT FOR RESEARCH.

WTF YOU STOLE MY NUTELLA

Sorry, I was hungry

WTF You stole my Tv

Sorry, I was bored.

WTF YOU STOLE MY BLANKET

Sorry, I needed it to sleep in ;).

WTF You stole my cereal

Sorry, I was hungry and nothing's in the fridge

WTF You stole my dog

Sorry, I need a pet

WTF You stole my brother

Well then

apperantly some idiot put him in my fridge so it looked like I stole him

Have your brother who is now a popsicle

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WHAT THE PINEAPPLE You stole my humor

Well, lets just say...

I wanted to be "humor"tal.
(Bad joke)

WTF you stole my chicken! (Edit)

Sorry. I wanted to cook it and eat it sorry

WTF you stole my cat

sorry, it was just so cute

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WTF, you just stole my pet doge ! ! !

Sorry I needed to make a meme

WTH, you stole my Patronus?!

if you don't get it

WTH, you stole my Discord pop vinyl figure?!

if you don't get that

WTH, you stole my life?!

'cause i want to be immortal

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wtf, you stole my leg!!!

Can't you see we're closed?! (spongebob reference)

oh and i needed it to beat up some zombies with

what the flying mother of god? you stole my Peppermint Aero

i love peppermint way too much

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wtf you stole my fav. stuffed animal

URGH
coz its fwuffy

WTF ye stole my meme about stealing memes!