basketball? Why not american football?


Have you seen my table?

Yes, it's in the refrigerator

Have you seen my Embit?

Probably in the junkyard



Have you seen my mom?

Yeah she's probably cooking a precious dinner for you now :D

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have you seen my wacom tablet pen??

it's in the noobs lost and found

have you seen my puppy?

Dunno, have you looked under my tires?

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Have you seen my badge?

try looking in the local library.

d'you know where my super suit is?

I think it flew off without you.

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Have you seen my stalker?

out the window, ominously standing ominously.
Not sure how I know this but I do

Have you seen my Oreos?

Ya, they're in my intestinal track

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Have you seen my pet parakeet?

yeah its in my cats digestive track

have you seen my girlfriend??

She's probably at home.

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Have you seen my books?

yeah they're in my fire pit

have you seen my paintbrushes???

Yes I've fashioned a lovely wig out of them for someone with a balding spot.

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Have you seen my trichloromethane?

up ur **s
anyone see my female condom

Still at the store since they don't sell it to someone who's underaged.

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Have you seen my keys?

its in your pocket!!

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have you seen my 10 eggs i bought

Ya, I made some batches of pancakes out of them? Want some?

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Have you seen my pet planarian, Bob?

he is in Area 51

have you seen my dildo?

No...?

Have you seen my dog?