because the deadmaze cafe is dead

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im deada$$?

No, you're Deadmau5.

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Why is there no "October 32nd"?

Because there is october 31st

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Are you alive?

idk you tell me

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why is the sky blue

Because we made it green.

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If milk comes from cows, then what comes from goats?

Yogurt, obviously.

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Can you bring me photos of Spiderman?

Sure.

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Can laying down make your Lays experience better?

Yes, but you need to also stand.

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DILL, WHERE'S MY SELTZER--

Tha don exis

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Psi flash ß

News flash

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What is the definition of definition?

when Tyranitatube thinks he's safe in a Pokemon Insurgence battle:


Why does youtube not work?

Cause everything sucks.

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Why am I wasting my life?

Because life is meant to be wasted.

Why am i here instead of on discord?

Because you don’t have a life
slaps knee haha so original ex dee

Why did my friend think procrastinating meant jacking off?

Because Infinite.

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Why does everyone think Frisk is a girl?

Who the hell is frisk?

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How much is 8374927492749374929474838373727 x 92849372849383030382747?

uuh... eggplant!

why does the universe exist

Because, it's a GEROMINO world!

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How come I can't eat a banana?

Because the banana can eat you.

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Should I finally post Chapter 4 of my crappy series?

Non't

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Is Ness Overtale Sans Undertale?